Crabs
Crabs
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
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Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they're not actually crabs.
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Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that's why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
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Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
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"goddamnit they're lying primaries again. Pack it up let's get out of here.'
'no crabs??'
'no they're bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.'
"We've got some crabs..."
'OH SURE. YOU'VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN'T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.'
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"Babe wait, I can change!"
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Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.
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Might as well tell them yes. Some act like crabs in a bucket.
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We a little confused, but we got the spirit.
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I think this Tweet is referring to carcinisation, if any of the nerds reading this don't know what that is
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I hate that I knew of this beforehand.
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I love that you did
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Who's asking?
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Do I answer? Yes I do!
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Fermi paradox solved once and for all
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