If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees
If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees
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Add big ornaments at the bottom
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Really seems like a lack of commitment without them...
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If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is
neverto always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees
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Why not?
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This is how they spread the gay
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Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.
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This is just more of the left war against Christmas!
Jesus would definitely approve of... Dicks out for Santa.
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Dicks for St. Nick.
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You can, just not like... that.
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I'm coming...
...Over
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Idk, I kinda like it.
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Just be brave
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We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason
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Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.
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misspelled “always”
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Spooge
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Or you just do it on purpose.
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Nah this is the way!
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I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.
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THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.
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cock
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aight im moving to florida now
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Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don't want my learning from Floridians, thanks.
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The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.
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