What Loot would you drop when defeated?

Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise

A Linux boot USB

Anxiety

Please don't mug me.

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        Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750
    Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200
    Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150
    Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15
    Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15
    Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10
    Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10
    Cash | - | Common | $33-$83
    Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5
    Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5
    Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0

  

An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.

A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.

My +3 poop knife

Cargo Shorts of Holding.

a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside

A bunch of fully functionally cables that you'll keep forever but will never have any practical use.

A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.

No loot, just 3 exp

Debt

A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.

• Cigarettes (12)
• BIC lighter (62% filled)
• Wallet (empty)
• Keys (unknown)
• T-shirt (dirty)
• Jeans (condition low)
• Shoes (uncomfortable)
• Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it's actually 200lbs)
• Three 9mm rounds

a second, smaller me - and their loot is an even smaller me

Clinical depression and student loans

A pair of black Timberlands, a bag of salted peanuts, and a copy of the Codex Borgia in English. All item qualities are grey to white.

A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.

Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they'd often wish they'd never existed.

If by "defeated" you mean "killed outright", there'd also be a small slip of paper saying "Thank you."

Meat.

I would have the RPG classic, a few medicinal herbs

Pee

I fully intend to go out like a minecraft zombie, so whenever I leave home I carry a nearly broken shovel, an iron ingot, or a carrot.

• 3 copper
• 1 Linen Cloth
• 1 Crucial BX500

Truly worthless items

Egg

None, I self-destruct when defeated

Probably a locked cell phone, a keyring with some unidentifiable keys on it and a wallet with cards but no cash in it.

Empty beer can, an overly expensive but highly niche PC part (for example a fiber channel card or backup capacitors for raid controllers), a guitar pick, and an airport lounge access card.

Anxiety, and some cupcakes

A 20-foot-long sarissa, not because I'm armed with one but because that's what you rolled on the drop table.

If I'm in everyday clothes, a Leatherman Skeletor and a pair of ear buds.

If I'm at work... a Leatherman Signal and a pair of ear buds. And 8 zip ties.

A phone, a wallet, assorted keys, a pair of gloves.

Legendary rhombus of doubt

• phone
• watch
• handkerchief
• wallet
• sigh of relief
• performance of "screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

Random electronics components, tools, or sex toys.

Two eyes, a brain, a liver, two kidneys, 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Fuck if I know how it takes some people 30 kills to collect 5 eyes.

3 randomly rolled unique quality items off a table of 1000. All 1000 of them have flavor text that eludes to them having hidden stats, but actually 500 of them have no stats at all and the 500 others modify stats irrelevant to the game with things like "30% more percentages" and +0.0001% more ‽"

Numbers smaller than 314159, surely.

Organs for as many people as can take them.

i dunno, but whatever it is will forever curse the scavenger in ways that linger long after the loot is discarded or destroyed.

Trick question, I will never be defeated.

Dank Nugs!

Weed pen, Some cute socks, 10 bucks, Scrunchie.

A pile of shit... literally. I have IBS, so there is always more shit just waiting for the wrong time. Aside from that... extra clothes, see above. Lol

• 45% chance: Random 3D printed cosmetic item
• 45% chance: Uncommon keyboard loot box
• 10% chance: Legendary keyboard loot box

Sweet potatoes. 🍠

anxiety-inducing notebook (incomprehensible)

Right now:

iPhone 12 Mini 128GB iPhone 15 128GB

Keys to work, apartment, attic storage and laundry room.

Wallet with debit card, public transport card, driving license, public pool membership card (expired several years ago), European health insurance card, eyeglass perscription.

phone, used clothes, maybe a pocket knife. Rare loot would be a steamdeck or other portable game machine.

A god-tier travel mug, a rare leather armour (+1 vs cat claws) and a pair of comfortable walking shoes.

3d4*100 polyhedral dice, most of which are d6s and d10s. Each die will have a 50% chance of being glow-in-the-dark, and a 1% chance of being unusually shaped.