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RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

How do you even post that much

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Or @PugJesus@lemmy.world
- Multitasking is the name of the game 😎 (i have untreated ADHD please send help)
  
  Too bad Kbin didn't last, so your postcount isn't quite accurate.
  
  Pretty sure this is what my issue is. Hyper focus on work for an hour or two at a time; 10-15 mins of memes. Rinse repeat
  
  Just send you a prayer of help, you received it?? <3 But keep the posts coming!
- I hope stamets is ok

Or FlyingSquid
- Yeah Jesus Christ they are terminally online
  
  When I first joined lemmy I thought they were bots

we are all the picard maneuver on this blessed day
- Today is kind of a not very blessed day at least in America
  
  OOTL. What happened to make today particularly shitty?
  
  We are all the picard maneuver on this american day

I too quit my job to post on Lemmy. In retrospect it was a poor life choice.
- I've almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.
  
  Congratulations, I’m sorry for you!
- Fry, is that you?

It's easier when you didn't have a job when you joined and you still don't.
Originally due to illness, but at this point also by choice since a parent is required to be at home in order to help my daughter stay on track with her online (public) school work.
Still got waaaay too much time with nothing to do.
- Thank you for your service.
- Yeah, I usually comment while in a waiting room for an appointment. Like right now. It's easy to scroll while passing time.

Everyone knows that there is know known defence against The_Picard_Manoeuvre
- Well then slap her into warp 10 and eject all the cargo to save weight.
  
  Sorry to fuck a joke up by being a nerd, but I don't think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10. The ship wouldn't have enough momentum to matter all that much.
  All you did was give your cargo to someone else, I think. I mean, I'll take it if you think it would help.
  
  May I ask about your profile branding?

because The_Picard_Maneuver can be in two places at one time.

Every time I go to the bathroom, I make a comment.
I think I might have kidney disease.
- Or a bladder problem.
  Maybe get your prostate checked too
- So now every time you want to make a comment you get the urge to go to the bathroom?
  
  Pavlov and his dog want a word

The trick is to get to a job that runs itself or doesn't care if your in or not.
- For more information read Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber

I feel like I'm good friends with The Picard Maneuver, Flying Squid, and Kolanaki, just because they're in all the same threads I am.
I don't even consciously interact with specific people on Lemmy, but sometimes I just happen to be paying attention to the usernames and I do the Leo pointing meme like "Hey, I recognize that guy!"
- One of the things I love about the fediverse is it's not too busy for me to recognize usernames. Feels like an old phpBB board.
  
  That's so far my favorite part of the community. I pretty much exclusively browse the "everything across all instances" thing and a handful of names have become really recognizable over the last few weeks.
- Fuck kolanaki and their annoying ass name. Blocked them long time sgo because of it
  
  Sheesh, dude. Why hate a person that much over their name being displayed differently?
  
  You're missing out on seeing them getting roasted for saying tater tots are bad. 🤷

I love how this post has been up for six hours, nobody has tagged them, and they haven't found it on their own yet.

Y’all are posting?!

lots of people work online so its possible to feed this place while feeding the company
- Feed the chicken, Hayley

I don't know who is The_Picard_Maneuver and at this point I'm afraid to ask
- Not who... what

I am pretty sure some people think that it is a community name
- I did, yes. This morning I realized it’s a person from this thread.
- I was guilty of that for a hot minute before getting used to the UI.

I just remembered MrBabyMan. Turns out he's still an animation editor for Disney stuff, if anyone is curious. Wonder how he feels about social media in general now.

What can ya say, it's an effective maneuver.

@THE_PICARD_MANEUVER@lemmy.world

lol

The datascrapers must be fed.

Hey, it's honest work.

Who?
- are you new to lemmy?
  
  You joined yesterday.

What am I reading? 🤨
- They quit their job, started posting a bunch. Yet they still can't post as much as another user on Lemmy.

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