Lmao

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Now that's how you build a proper mobile website!

Also

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.

LMFAO, I should steal that and use it against those transphobic turds on Xitter complaining about Godot

I didn't know lol was a valid ICANN Top Level Domain

lol

They can't find my info after I put in my last 3 addresses 😭

All I did was put in my current zip code (different than 2020’s), phone, first, and last name, and it pulled up my full name and age and current city and political leaning (very blue).

Wild that they can just buy this data.

There's a fun bit on the official website where they tell you how to get Musk to pay them $47.

I love how we’ve managed to come full circle. In the early 1900s buying votes was open and totally normalized.

Literally one of the reasons we switched to a secret ballot (it's less effective to buy votes if you can't know who they voted for) in the first place. The first places to switch started in the 1890s, and the last state to switch over did so in 1950.

as a British pervert, I'm guessing you must be the Canadian?

American politics forces itself on me and I can't even vote in their elections, that's fucking bullshit. No spamming without representation!

I'm not Canadian, nor British. I demand an apology! And a proper insult to my nationality! 😄

Same here! As we all would be victims if Trump get reelected, I'd like to support you and buy those cards!

State and local elections still matter outside of the electoral college!

Yes, so you vote this year, get others to vote, and then spend the next 4 years working to overturn the electoral college and get ranked choice voting implemented. If you truly care, that's where you'll direct that passion.

Stay focused.

Yeah, swing states are where it's at. From Nate Silver's forecast, the states most likely to tip the election (as of today, Oct 9).

I mean, you can vote and still get paid; I don't live in a swing state but I got a whopping $0.17 for my efforts! It's moreso about getting a voting plan together.

If only I lived in a swing state. Then my vote could have meaning

You presumably live in a state where you are firmly in the minority party? Otherwise you very definitely don't wish you were in a swing state.

To put it simply, swing states are just the biggest states that are purple enough that you can't safely predict what will happen. States like Texas or California going purple would immediately make them the most important swing state by far.

The GOP is terrified Texas might become a swing state. If through some strange alchemy California were to become a swing state it would be an existential threat to the Democrats.

Funny isn't it. 95% of Americans are effectively disenfranchised but nobody gives a fuck.

From Apologize.lol

Cards Against Humanity is exploiting a legal loophole to pay America’s blue-leaning non-voters to (1) apologize for not voting last time, (2) walk us through a step-by-step plan of how they’d vote this time, and (3) post “Donald Trump is a human toilet” on social media. This whole thing should probably be illegal—so quick, give us your money before they change the law!

Highly recommend giving the whole thing a read. It's pretty funny (and messed up)

I hear that Donald Trump the human toilet likes to have golden showers from underage girls.

JD Vance told me so

They said they were sharing the Elmo money with those who originally helped them buy that plot.

Thanks for posting this, and thanks for voting!

Expand on why PayPal is especially, specificallyworse than other mainstream payment processing options?

This is not a reason for me to not participate.

They have a pretty fun FAQ on the campaign site explaining the legality of it.

Its also coming after elon started tweeting that he would pay people $47 for registering swing state voters in support of trump.

super pac gaming baby. Who needs legality when the supreme court just fucking explicitly allows it.

paying for apology, making a plan of voting, and a tweet?

it is not and this is where we are at.

Great way for me to learn Ohio is considered a lost cause I guess? Not sure if i disagree (or care), for that matter; I want out.

Now that you mention it, anyone still using Twitter could just go right now and tweet Donald Trump is a human toilet for free. And they could right now. Go do it.

I live in texas. Send me a venmo link. Ill buy the cards through their portal, ship them to you, and match your contribution to elevatedaccess.org to provide funding to individuals in need of abortion transportation and gender affirming care. I already fly for them. This is the least i can do. Lets go.

They are, but they're doing it to troll Elon offering $47 for referrals of swing voters willing to sign petitions supporting conservative ideals.

They're paying for an apology for not voting in 2020, there's no obligation to vote in 2024.

The CAH folks have pretty good lawyers. Judging purely on the fact that they formed a Super PAC, they likely have good legal cover.

I found this pretty interesting:

How do you know who didn’t vote? We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

And later on:

How do you know who’s “blue leaning”? We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up!

If they are basing this on which primary you vote in, it's going to be terrible since people like me who live in a swing state vote in the Republican primary since that's a more effective use of my vote than the Democratic primary.

Hm, the tweet says they need to make a voting plan, not that they need to show that they've officially registered or voted. Loophole?

They're not paying you to vote, they're paying for you to apologize. I'm sure they have sufficient legal backing.

No where does it say you only get the money if you vote.

Also, it's a response to Musk who did the same thing but more hateful.

Nowhere do they actually require anyone to vote or to vote a specific way

They're paying people to apologize for not voting in 2020, which does not include them voting in the next election.

It is! Isn't that fucked up?

Nothing in there even mentioned twitter. It said: a public apology

That's it

Edit: turns out my reading comprehension needs work

...would they still pay me if I posted on Mastodon instead?

(Well, obviously they wouldn't pay me -- I did my duty as a citizen and voted in 2020 -- but...)

Would you tweet 100 times for $10000?

Bucks 4 Fucks

No more so that Elon

Read their FAQ (it's quite informative and pretty funny too!). Afaik you can if you actually didn't vote the last time, lean blue, and are eligible to vote in a swing state

It’s necessary because of all the money the other side has pumped in to getting morons to vote for a moron.

If we want that to stop, I think using the same tactics while pointing out how it shouldn’t even be allowed is a pretty good strategy.

Read through their statement https://www.apologize.lol/

A lot of people are lazy and just assuming Trump will lose, won't vote. Others it's a challenge because they have to take time off work as voting day is not a holiday in the US. Additionally some polling locations have long lines, something notoriously common in low-income areas. People have been known to wait many hours just to vote and so not surprisingly these areas often have lower turnout due to frustration.