3mo ago

Cards Against Humanity continue to bring good into the world

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The website
https://www.apologize.lol/
- Lmao
  Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?
  Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.
  If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.
  
  The whole FAQ is pretty amazing. My favorites:
  How do you know who didn’t vote?
  We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.
  The data you have on me is wrong! I didn’t vote in 2020 and it says I did, or it says I’m red-leaning when I’m definitely blue, or whatever. I demand you fix this.
  Consider the teachings of Buddhism: “The seed of suffering in you may be strong, but don't wait until you have no more suffering before allowing yourself to be happy.”
  Now, calm your mind and meditate on the knowledge that Cards Against Humanity does not have time for this shit
  
  I didn’t vote in 2020 and it says I did, or it says I’m red-leaning when I’m definitely blue, or whatever.
  Realistically they can't know who you voted for in the past. That you voted is public record, what ballots were voted is public record, but not a connection between voter and ballot. So how you lean is basically a guess based on information they could have (given what it says about me I'm guessing that lack of party affiliation and being in an extremely red state (I used to vote a mixed ticket, but solid blue since 2018 on the grounds that anyone affiliating themselves with the same party that could nominate Trump doesn't deserve my vote) are the main factors that drove the assumptions about my leanings that it provided.
  
  I used to vote a mixed ticket, but solid blue since 2018 on the grounds that anyone affiliating themselves with the same party that could nominate Trump doesn't deserve my vote
  Same. I wonder if there has been any analysis on the amount of people that have gone to solid blue all the way down the ballot solely due to Trump.
  
  ahahaha!!
  Bad news possibly: are the MAGA schemers gonna send people to the Cards Against Humanity site and then ask for a $50 donation to even things out?
  
  That was actually addressed it seems! (In the FAQs at the bottom of the site)
  
  Beautiful.
  
  Hilarious. Elon sucks.
- Now that's how you build a proper mobile website!
  Also
  I used to love your card games before you got all political.
  Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.
  LMFAO, I should steal that and use it against those transphobic turds on Xitter complaining about Godot
  
  CAH never really drew me in. I got it was funny madlibs, but I just didn't care. Now that they got all political, I may get some for my shelf, they deserve it.
- I didn't know lol was a valid ICANN Top Level Domain
  lol
  
  You sound like an ICANT, with that thinking!
- They can't find my info after I put in my last 3 addresses 😭
  
  Then double check that you are registered to vote!!!
- All I did was put in my current zip code (different than 2020’s), phone, first, and last name, and it pulled up my full name and age and current city and political leaning (very blue).
  Wild that they can just buy this data.
  
  Are there any more funny jokes after that button? I only get
  Hi, non-American person.
  Unfortunately, only US citizens (and permanent residents) are eligible to participate in this whole thing. Sorry Canucks and weird British perverts.
  (Which is still funny)
  And how much did they offer you?
  
  Since I voted in the last election, nothing.

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Hi, non-American person.