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It's the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:
A German was on a trip to Poland.
He reached passport control and the officer asked:
"Name?"
"Hans Kleiner"
"Age?"
"31"
"Occupation?"
"No no, just visiting"
A young man was carrying a long stick around Warsaw and someone asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”
That took me way longer to get than it should have.
Then I laughed a couple times. Thanks for chuckle homie.
Poles seeing German soldiers enter the country: "Not this shit again!"
As a German, fair enough.
Honestly, I'm happy we can send them help :3 🇩🇪♥️🇵🇱
"It's all okay we will just stay there after helping because of lower rents and do some gentrification etc. "
Especially now that the border is being closed/controlled again.
Man why can't the rest of the world get on this level. The fact that he appeared on TV without a tie would get him mocked in the US because ties make you important or something?
It's lightened up in recent years: https://www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1241984004/ties-necktie-biden-obama-clinton-presidents-fashion
I do laugh that it’s been long enough and relations are good enough they can joke about that.
Poles are fucked up, this is not a joke
Donald Tusk sounds like a conglomeration of Donald Trump and Elon Musk
A Port-Man-Don't
Considering we had both politicians on the news at roughly the same time it got confusing lol
Wasn't he a character in House of Cards? Before we found out about Kevin Spacey's shady shit?
Raymond Tusk. Shady business guy.
We’re all a little jumpy in general due to recent events.
That dude has a good sense of humor. He seems like a good leader.
For real. Boris Johnson was always up for a laugh, and a bit of harmless fun, which is why we elected him. He was the absolute best thing to happen to England, and the wake of destruction he left behind still leaves many of us breathless.
Its the russians you need to watch
Since 5:45 we're
shflooding back!So is he a cool dude or another light fascist?
Well, It's complicated. He's from old-school neoliberal party and is by a lot od people viewed as a absolutne liar. We elected him, because other dominating party was sliding straight into authoritarian régime, so he was a lesser evil.
He’s not perfect, but especially considering the alternatives, he’s damn good.
The previous government was slowly undermining the democracy (e.g. they literally removed Supreme Court judges and illegally put their own ones there that voted always in their favor, they rebuild the public tv to propaganda for their party and they fired a lot of judges that didn’t behave as they wanted).
Then, around a year ago, there were new elections and despite the insane propaganda, due to a massive campaign, that former government lost majority and he got power again. They’re transformed the public TV back and work on reversing much of the harm done. If they also get the presidency in another year, the former party can’t veto much stuff so then they can do even better.
But it’s still awesome that this happened as it’s one rare example of a democracy that was sliding into an authoritarian regime getting back and undoing the harm.
He’s not perfect as is party is fiscally conservative and rather neoliberal, but they are in a coalition with left parties so he’s not like Macron, and that definitely balances it (because they have other priorities). And considering the major other alternative, it’s really amazing that he got elected. :D
When he'll be done with his second mandate can you lend him to us ?
🇭🇺❤️🇵🇱
Nah, he's not that great... We already see him giving a silent nod to investors while ignoring how bad housing situation is in the country. Also, coalition with the left is mostly on paper - he claimed he'd clean up the mess with Catholic church reducing its funding. Now the church is getting comparable money from the new government. I don't trust them.
...this time
What are you doing in my
roomcountry stepbroGermany?
