Gotta keep that resume updated

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With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
- hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
  *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁
  
  *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
  Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎
  
  Your resume really stood out to us but we've heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
- 😂😂😂
Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

Adds Freud to resume
Has hissy fit
*Adds herpetologist to resume
Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume

Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume
Tbf, I'm fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don't crucify me.

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