What about the women?

“My love, I have given you negative children!”

“Tall, dark, bad boy with power” = Darth Vader

"I can do that."

Anakin Skywalker proceeds to grow another 4 inches past his original height, to meet her expectations.

And then they vow to not reproduce, thus ending the story and ruining the meme format.

And look how that turned out for her. Seems she didn't want kids for good reason.