Abe babe.
Abe babe.
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Twinkin Lincoln.
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This is absolutely true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Young_Lincoln
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It was completed in 1941?! That’s so much farther back than I would have expected based on the pose. Men weren’t sexy in the 1940’s, they just said “swell” and all had those thick black glasses.
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I love how every generation thinks they’re the first one to discover sex. Like, how do you think you got here?
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What? Men weren’t sexy?
My great aunt had photos up of my late great uncle doing pushups on a railroad track, in short shorts, with her sitting on his back. I can’t remember if the pictures was from before he went to war or after.
They did wear those high pants and dressed more formally, but it was because they had less clothes.
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Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame. He went 300-1 Source
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Lol that sounds like some North Korean levels of propaganda.
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Theo Roosevelt boxed a shit ton of people as well until he went blind in one eye from a punch from one of his staff if I remember correctly. Gave a pretty long speech after being shot in the torso and had the foresight to make sure they didn't kill the shooter. Tough guy. Lots of horse riding and outdoors in his life.
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Holding a book?
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Stupid sexy Lincoln
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Babe Lincoln
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Baberaham Lincoln
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Schwing!
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We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as 'Ugly', this statue seems historically inaccurate.
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Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da...I mean Williem Dafoe.
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This the youngest picture of him I could find. He's 37 or 38. Obviously he'd look different in high-def, but he doesn't look so bad:
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He's attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.
If that even makes sense.
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Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows
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It looks like he could take a watermelon in each hand and crush them
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If social media has taught me anything, it's that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.
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Um why?
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It's called art, sweetie.
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Americans have made their politics into a mythology and lincoln is basically their jesus. As it turns out not exactly jesus, but you get the point.
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This is true. We're a young country, so we make our historical figures mythos
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Just sexy reasons.
Also its about time they commission the same for Trumpet (that was autocorrect, but Im not changing it).
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That's not Gavin Newsom?
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I thought it looked like him too, but alas, no. Would be funny if every governer had almost naked statues of themselves as just a thing Californians do. Not even realistic ones, although Arnold in his prime would look straight up classic.
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Lincoln filling out them grey sweats
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Purple mountains Majesty
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I see you've found Abe Lincoln's pre-electricity attempt at an Instagram account... or is that his OnlyFans?
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His pre instagram advertising his proto onlyfans
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Im getting some david bowie vibes
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I honestly thought it was David Tennant, sporting his David Ten-inch
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And a trace of Michelangelo's David
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So we're all just going to ignore the massive penis?
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Rocky & rock hard.
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His hands are huge. 👀
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Yaoi hands for yaoi Lincoln
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His thumb in his pants. I feel like I've seen Abe (not shirtless) posing this way before. It looks familiar.
Or it's just because I dated a guy that would lean back like that.
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Is this the US equivalent of that swole jesus statue?
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Not really. Lincoln was a champion wrestler.
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