Magic bush

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

My dog once saw another dog kick up the ground after pooping to cover it. She now does it every single time, but didn't learn it right so she ends up kicking up dirt randomly in other directions for a few seconds.

I kept going back to the place where I met my ex girlfriend, in the hopes I'd keep meeting cool girls there...god that sounds way more sad than I wanted it to.

When I was a little kid, I found a dollar in a dresser drawer. I suspect a family member put it there to surprise me and forgot about it or didn't know that I found it because I didn't announce it. I kept opening my dresser drawers hoping magical money would appear for a long time. Sadly, it was only the one time.

I know this hell all too well. My Setter finds a cat hiding in bushes about once a week so every bush within leash range MUST be examined no matter the weather, tension on the leash, or exhaustion level (his or mine).

My old pup found a slice of pizza under a fence once. That was forever pizza fence.

My dog found a piece of chicken one time and similar to that she always goes crazy when we get around that area.

She also got jumped by two chihuahuas near this house and is always super paranoid walking backwards and everything when we get near there only until we get closer to the house with the cats she starts hyper focusing because she knows as soon as we get past the fence she can look to the right and see a fat cat that she stares at intensely. Compared to my other dog next to her who is blissfully ignorant of all things going on around him

If only I knew whete he lived, I'd put a pie in the next bush. Then in the next one.

I'm the same way with mushroom spots.

This is true.

I dropped a Bratwurst when I was stacking them on the plate to bring inside off the grill.

Wasn’t going to wash it off, it was covered in dirt. It was the dog’s lucky day when I called her to come collect it.

Now, every single time she gets let out she has to check the brat-drop-spot and make sure another hasn’t materialized in her absence.

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

An opossum got into our garage a few months ago and our dogs found it. They had the poor thing cornered and hissing. I got them out of the garage and after making sure they didn't get bit, I evicted the possum.

The dogs do everything they can to get into that garage and make a beeline for that corner every time.

That's really wholesome lol

Any nonzero probability is good enough for Dusty

Dusty better be finding some occasional pies.

Why would...pie be in bush?