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0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works

4mo ago

Now that's just rude

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With those other rules in place no self-respecting Penguin would set foot in that place anyway

- Damn right, I wanna kick back with Opus and Bill the cat!
  Profanity? Naturally. Booze? Of course. Nudity? Nobody's dressing Opus. (And hookers, with Bill)
  TheSign lists all the mandatory elements for a righteous evening, Bill's way: breaking all the rules
  Ah, reverse psychology.
  Cigars all around!
- Man I need to find the record I have that came with this comic.

- Funny story actually... you know that Robbie Williams song Me And My Monkey? Well, all that, but switch the monkey with a penguin.
  
  Oh wow, Robbie Williams has a penguin?

Seems like your average penguin is covered under the "no nudity" policy. But I like the idea that a penguin walked in with shorts and a tshirt on and they were like, dammit, take down the sign, we need to add one more.
- Penguins are always following the black or white tie dresscode.
  
  Dont get into KitKatClub I guess

"I don't care if his name is Tux – get him out of here!"

What did the penguins do?
- Hack their windows 95 billing system
- IDK, you tell me.
  
  They were probably nude

Q: What did the nude penguin say to the profane alcoholic? A: I don't remember but it had something to do with smoking.
- If she starts smoking, use more lube.

That's weird I just looked the place up and they sell all kinds of beer there lol
- Not sure if it's because of the liquor license or other regulation, but this is to prevent customers from bringing their own alcohol in.

So no linux users. Their loss

Well then I'll just look elsewhere for my escort

Are puffins allowed at least?

The second one made me dislike them, but the fifth one was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Banned from club: penguins
- We need an Openstreetmap Tag for that
- Banned from club: penguins from Club Penguin Island (the fictional location)

This is kind of redundant isn’t it? Every penguin I’ve ever known swears, smokes and drinks like a sailor. And I’ve never seen one dressed in clothes.
- What do you mean? They all wear a tuxedo

The power of suggestion has turned the f in profanity into a tiny penguin facing away from me.

It doesn't say "No drugs" tho, I'm finna get lit in that removed 😈

No Tux, no bux.

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