Do you know anyone who wants an AI phone?

I'd love to know what an "AI phone" actually means, given that AI is the hottest buzzword to slap on everything since "blockchain".

Does it mean it just connects to chat gpt? Does it run a chatbot locally? Does it do image generation and deep fakes? Does it monitor all my activity to recommend stuff google now style? Does it create a realistic personality I'll fall in love with like in the movie "her"? What does it mean‽

AI Phones or AI laptops are IMO a pure marketing invention.

I for one would like a local AI assistant of some sort, but I'd also want to be in full control of which of my files, correspondences, locations, contacts, purchases and sex-toys the assistant is aware of on an item to item basis.

Of course that's not going to happen because fuck my privacy.

Instead we're going to be forcefed something extremely privacy-invasive, which will really just be a new vehicle for selling stuff to us that we don't need and eventually it will leak all of the data.

Nope. It's getting to the point I don't even want a smartphone anymore. In fact, I just bought a "dumb" phone and am going to try using that as my daily driver for a month and see how it goes. Should be delivered this afternoon, and I'll be starting the experiment tomorrow, hopefully.

Imo, the current meaning for AI is just another way for companies to take even more of your data and embed more invasive technologies.

Edit: No thanks

I would if I'd be able to run my own models, it'd be better than having to connect to my server.
But AFAIK these features won't be available to all developers, so I'm guessing only Google apps will be able to properly use the potential of the phone.

On-device stuff? Sure I'll take it. But not ones that connect online.

Investors/Shareholders. They cum each time they hear the word AI

Hell no.

I want the original Google Now, because it actually worked.

Want it or not, you're gonna get it. The industry is going balls deep with it and I doubt AI phones are even the tip of the iceberg. They're gonna use the shit in everything.

Not if I have to give up my privacy to use the AI features, which is currently the case for all or these devices.

I want a phone that doesn't blast telemetry everywhere eating my battery. I want a phone that lasts a week between charges. I also want (most) apps to go away and stick to the web so my browser can keep me safe from them.

My favorite e-commerce experience has been at breweries and comedy clubs. Scan QR code, order on web page. Receive SMS to get back to page. Pay on page when done, close tab. Our exchange of information has completed. Maybe they send an email later, maybe not.

Versus apps tracking the status of your colon 24/7.

i just want a phone that constantly spies on me and sends recordings back to mama cloud….

Not now. Maybe it'll be useful once the bubble bursts and a few actually decent uses for something that could actually run on a phone emerge from the rubble and actually work.

At the moment I'm not seeing a whole lot overall that actually works unless you're an expert using it for science or something like that.

Was curious so searched it, looks like the two big AI features are AI image editing and Google Gemini, both of which are apps look available on other devices. They can always be disabled, but Pixels are great for GeapheneOS anyways.

An AI asics chip for more efficient local software might have been cool but doesn't looks like it comes with one.

It depends on who you're asking. The AI branding appeals to a lot of the more casual users I know, but it ultimately comes down to the actual functionality being added. It's the first time in a long time that I've been interested in following smartphone developments. What our devices can actually do has been rather stagnant IMO.

Part of the problem is the Pixel phone, I mean that's been a problem ever since it came out. Sometimes it's alright but there's a lot of people that have bought a Pixel & regretted it. My brother in law being one of many. I can say with relative confidence, Google Pixel phones have had so many problems & lack of support, I'm sure everybody reading this knows somebody with Google Pixel buyer's remorse. Or maybe they are that person.

This is a well-earned reputation. So yeah I can believe people aren't jumping at the P9.

The AI part is just another reason to not buy a Google Pixel phone.

I don't want an AI phone specifically, but its inclusion is not a deal breaker. I'm in it for the Foldy phones, even though they're changing the screen sizes compared to the 0G fold, it's still leagues better than Samshits Foldy offering and those are my only options here in the states

The demos of the Gemini AI seem somewhat useful, but only if it actually works right most of the time

Have S24+. First thing I did was to disable AI anything lol

From my (small) friends circle, I haven't heard any of them talk about getting one. However, it's worth noting that these friends of mine are also not the ones who would buy new smartphones every year. They typically hold onto their phones for a few years and only switch when it seems like the phone isn't performing as expected (e.g. battery draining too quickly; slowness in software actions; to name a few).

One question I do have is, what happens if you clean install an AOSP like GrapheneOS onto these newer Pixels phones? Does that remove the AI features completely?

No, i use a custom rom for most of my phones, so the ai bs is worthless to me. I'd rather just but a 6 or 7 for a cheaper price than an 8 or 9 for a higher price without any significant hardware upgrades.

I think there marketing for the ear buds is funny.

"90x faster than the speed of sound"

Not rlly but it might be useful I have this samsung a55 and they didn't put any galaxy ai stuff on it

I might have before, but I'm across the country from Silicon Valley now and they are probably cooking in three-figure heat while their ZYBERTRUKKKS are falling apart from just existing. They still love the truck though!