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It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

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A few come to mind…
"Ohana means family, you piece of shit." — "Lilo & Stitch", 2002.
"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all, you piece of shit." — "Bambi", 1942
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you piece of shit!” — “Mary Poppins”, 1964

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit."
- You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

"I love you.
I know. You piece of shit."
classic star wars really.
- "no, I am your father. you piece of shit."

"Yousa tinking yousa people ganna die? Yousa pissa shit."
"dormammu, I've come to bargain. you piece of shit"

"My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get, you piece of shit!"

Play it, Sam. You piece of shit.
We'll always have Paris, you piece of shit.
Get busy living, or get busy dying. You piece of shit
I honestly can't stop laughing - why is this stupid idea so funny

Not originally a movie, but:
"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest you piece of shit."

“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit”

"Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit."
The safe word is "iceberg".

The venerable sound of music:
Frau Schmidt: The Von Trapp children don't play. They march. You piece of shit

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You piece of shit.

"Be a lot cooler if you did, you piece of shit."
"You can't handle the truth, you piece of shit."

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me. You piece of shit.
- You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". You piece of shit.

"Somebody's Got To Go Back And Get A Shit-Load Of Dimes, you piece of shit" "Where the white women at, you piece of shit?"

The full quote from Snakes on a Plane (2006)...
Air Marshal: What's the problem, sir?
Samuel: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!!
Air Marshal: I'm the jet airline Peace Officer. I have guns. My name is Hugh.
Samuel: Now I'm about to open up some freakin' windows, Hugh, Peace Officer of this jet.

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

I've known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I've been Offworld and back… frontiers! I've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching stars fight on the shoulder of Orion... I've felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I've seen it, felt it... you piece of shit.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.

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