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FrenchThrowAway @jlai.lu

11mo ago

Virgin penis

34 comments

This is why sounding is important.
- I use a q-tip to get everything
  
  Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

Wait is this a blood clot demo that's been relabeled
- The vegans re-labeled it too
  
  "the vegans"
- Something like that

This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.

There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.
- Transformers: burritos in disguise!

I drink this to remove the buildup and keep my system healthy
- It's nice to see a fella who cares about the fuel economy of his penis.
- will that treat 15 gallons of beverage or waste?

im gonna need some context for the original image
- They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.
- I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like "masturbation bad, god sad, boo".
  
  https://sh.itjust.works/comment/11950803
- Probably something to do with cholesterol
- Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.
  
  Better than what AI is vomiting up..
- Asking for a friend?

Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).

You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.
- I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔
  
  Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.
  To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

I love me some mcgriddles

I'm a khvnmnw

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