Cultural differences
Cultural differences
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And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.
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Or worse: bad
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Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.
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Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.
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Wow, I grew up in Panama city beach, I've been to that place, my lil brother worked there lol
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On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.
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Haha, Is this a thing? I've been to one french beach and I opened my eyes to see a old man ball sack in a mesh speedo walking practically above me while laying out.
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On a clear day, you can see forever.
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Sounds made up but 100% literally true
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I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.
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Here's the other piece https://dirtydickscrabs.com/menu/
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Locals call it Scringos
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And its the only place open all week
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The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.
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In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"
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fuck shack baby fuck shack
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Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire
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Let's be honest, the Americans have better names
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Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.
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In the future, they will all be Barbara's Rhabarberbar.
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Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX
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Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?
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Nah, scratchy dick has everything to do with the sand and bits of shell in your shorts. The burn comes from the salt and the crabs.
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