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Is this what a closeted furry looks like?
- I asked my roomie who is into cutesy furry stuff. He grimaced and said that some thoughts are best left unshared.
  Neither of us are very fond of the idea of human tails.
  
  Yeah but what are y'all's fursonias. You could just be tailless furries.
- Is this what closeted looks like?

If humans had tails would women get told they should wag their tails more?
- 50/50 that or it gets sexualized and women are told to put it away
  
  Oh you're totally right. Dudes walking around with a hairless opossum tail and woman have to wrap that shit around their leg and sit on it all day long...
  
  Or both at the same time. Why bother with consistency when there's women to shame?

If humans had tails we'd have clothes to hide and possibly restrain them and it would somehow be rude to move it. It just fits the whole self loathing much of the western world had going on for the last few centuries.
- Japan famous for their outgoing and expressive culture
  
  And the middle east and their known long history of free expression.
  
  True. I was picturing puritanism and the strongly religious, but they certainly don't have a monopoly on prudishness.
- Nah man, there would be some form of cultural disdain for types of tails. It would become another form of racism. Got your culture, looks, skin color, etc and at the end "tail type". There would be whole sociocultural wars started over tail length. People would go around hiding their tails claiming fashion forward practices to fit in.
  Politicians would claim bus seats with holes aren't safe in order to put down the people who primarily use them. Activist groups would come out saying that pants with openings for tail comfort goes against the teachings of the Great Tailed God. Eventually there would be a change towards equality, though never justice. Beneath the false peace people would still be whispering and somehow those few with the "nicest" tails, born into fabulously-tailed families, would always have more privilege and often not understand how having a different tail can be an automatic disadvantage.
- There is probably a good reason we don't - it evolved out because we seem to be benefited by hiding our emotions
  Though the causal link might be the other way around - if we were better with dealing with expressed emotion we could have kept the tail
  Could probably look at the taxonomy to see when we lost it and what happened to our tailed brethren
  
  Or it has little to do with emotions at all and more to do with physical changes based on environment.
  
  I don't see why we wouldn't be able to control our tails, just as much as we can control our facial expressions.

I like that the last part is not a question

The longing for a tail comes from the fact we used to have them and we wish to have them back.
- I can get behind this. This is the only time evo psych is real.
  
  Broke: Penis envy
  Woke: Tail envy

am ok with this on one condition: i get cat tail an ears
- pet pet pet

What not getting an album for four years does to a mf

Here I was thinking this was an edit but it's actually a post lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/comments/ss45r4/_/

It's not like we'd have dog tails, we'd more likely have something like a monkey tail, which could be super useful. Monkeys aren't exactly known for "wagging when excited" either

Who's gonna tell them that most people, in fact, don't wish that?

If we had tails, what would our pants and underwear look like? 🤔
- I guarantee furries have already solved this.
  
  Actually no, the weabs get the credit for this one.
  
  It's a whole thing, furgonomics!
  
  I imagine they have some sort of cut out held by button on the back side
- They already come with two holes, you can't imagine adding a third?
  
  I can imagine it but I'm interested on how to put these on. Based on the stiffness of the tail you'd have to make some adjustments like a button or something I'd assume