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Jessica @lemmy.world

1y ago

Susan ate too many heinz beans

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Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.
- It tastes awful: source: me
  
  Yeah I'll take your word for it on that one
  
  New note: don't just take mouthwash to the hospital, take gum too
- I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(
  
  Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!
- Ah, what a wonderful day to know how to read.
- I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven't crapped for a couple days, I'll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I'll be covered in diarrhoea if I don't get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I'm grateful that I never had to experience that.
- That South Park episode was on to something.

I feel like we need mizu to weigh in on this.
- Did he ever post an update on the success or failure of his no poop quest?
  
  He succeeded but told that he won't tell the reason why.

It is a well documented fact that horses only ever want to talk about Bravo shows.

So the horse is asking Susan if holding poop in for 3 days is unhealthy. Why? And why is Susan upset? She's upset that this is what the horse thinks about and wants to talk about? It's a strange horse for sure.
- The last comma should have been a period. For some reason on that particular font the period showed up in the center of the line instead of at the bottom and it looked really weird.
  Edit: for what it’s worth, the original meme had a comma too for some reason

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