Susan ate too many heinz beans
Susan ate too many heinz beans
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Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.
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It tastes awful: source: me
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Yeah I'll take your word for it on that one
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Nah now that we've talked about it you've really gotta try it. Sit down and try it. I said, Sit. Down.
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New note: don't just take mouthwash to the hospital, take gum too
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I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(
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Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!
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Well at least you don't have to live with the memory of it. Glass half full.
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Ah, what a wonderful day to know how to read.
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I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven't crapped for a couple days, I'll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I'll be covered in diarrhoea if I don't get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I'm grateful that I never had to experience that.
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That South Park episode was on to something.
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