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9mo ago

Trust exercise

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Can't. My phone keeps reorienting.
- Can't even trust your phone these days smh my head
- You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
  
  Beyblade style!
- If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu
- Turn yourself upside-down
  
  At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
- Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
  Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
- Not mine, it’s Occidental.
  
  Eyyyy

Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn
- The game.
  
  We both just lost it.
  
  You son of a removed...
  
  .>:|
- I can't believe they did them like that

Eat dick op
- This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:
My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.

Explain?
- Turning it over does nothing particularly special other than looking at the image upside down. There’s no second image. If you turned the image upside down you got got for trusting OP.
  
  I don't trust you

This didn't trick me.
Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm going to go make a coffee.
- I don't believe you
  
  I made this with AI to support my deception
  
  Seems harsh—lots of people make coffee these days.

Shame on you, you got me
- Seems like the shame could be on you
  
  Doesn't it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?
- Yeah the shame's definitely on you

How to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".
- Easy peasy

🖕🏻

I turned my phone on the si de ans IT DID SOMETHING because I use sync .

Holy shit.

There's no trust involved here.

Is this loss?

Almost had me there

No

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