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Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.
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Typical Michael Jackson.
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Thriller did warn us.
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Hipster MJ was a lich before he was undead.
Had the hipster hat too.
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When he rises from the grave, we will all be happy this account is out there doing its job.
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“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update
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... Dammit now I have to do Anarchist Spain in HOI4 again
Get fucked, Franco, you suck at encirclement!
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thriller starts playing
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A bizarre bit
