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I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women's profiles that basically say the same thing.
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Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish
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Yeah, if you're on probation or parole you're not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke
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Pretty sure this is satire
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On Lemmy Shitpost?!
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It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don't think so.
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My favorite touch is that he's 5'11".
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5'11 .75 "
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He's just looking for the ol' 6-6-6
6 figures
6/10 (or better)
6 IQ
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This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.
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5'11
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I don’t have a job or car
Delivery driver
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I think I must live on his UPS route
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A wild useless red circle appeared!
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I think it's worse than that. It's counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle
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I can fix him. He's already a family man, how hard can the rest be?
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Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.
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I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.
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And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.
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Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms
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Seems like a real winner.
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You gotta admire the honesty
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Here's a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.
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Finally the he male
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"looking for friendship" who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??
