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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world "no" banana @lemmy.world 12mo ago

James

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Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger
- This is a valid reaction
  
  Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?
- Or he ate it like a fruit roll up
I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.
- Stronger then YOUR FACE
  
  ...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.
  
  I second this
  
  I have an easy way to test that
- "um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group
  
  It's turtles all the way down
- Turtle strength: 10/10
  
  c/bananaforscale
Behold, a dog
"no toilet paper? Fuck it, I'll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I'm at it"
Praise the dog
That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!
- Like 85 Courics
- Hot shit
Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.
Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.
Not cool James
James
- James
  
  The singular version of James is Jame.
Classic sulcata assholery.
- Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.
  
  Not an asshole! Just an idiot.
  
  But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!
  
  Tbf most people are idiots too
“Fuck Yo Toilet!”

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