10mo ago

State your music taste chat

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I listen to literally none of these and I don't know what half of them are lol
- Ive no doubt if you list some of what you do listen to the comments will help you figure out whether they go on this graph in lol

Ah shit, you got me with NIN, Deftones, and Godspeed but I'm not celibate and even if I was, joke's on you: I love masturbating!

Damn I listen to like 70% of these bands. I should tell my gf that we are everything that's wrong.
- Same, not sure what incel has to do with it though. You can be a horny misogynistic sad misanthrope without being an incel.

Oh shit, I like NIN. I didn't even realize I was an incel.. What do I tell my wife? "Horny misanthrope" is pretty fair though, I guess.

I’m horny, sad, and misanthropic, but I’m not a misogynist and I still like Neutral Milk Hotel. Clearly this chart is a farce, a scam!
- I’m still trying to figure that one out. I must not have listened to them that closely? I haven’t listened to that album in like a decade. Somehow they’re one pixel higher than Ye.
  Deathgrips placement seems right though, and Joy Division, Godspeed! and Weezer (I don’t care for weezer tho). I haven’t heard the other bands enough to have an opinion. I should probably listen to more Radiohead….

I fundamentally object to the horny / sad dichotomy. off to have a good crywank
- More people need to read Metamorphosis by ShindoL.
  
  Is that a crywank song title

Damn, I like The Smiths, Radiohead, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Pavement, and Weezer. Somehow I managed to cover the whole board.

Isn't sunbather a deafheaven album? Also nothing I really listen to is on there lol.
- yet you seem to think you're called out here 🤔
  
  Yeah, because it's obviously a shitpost intended to get a reaction out of fans of those bands. All I'm saying is that their list could be a little more complete. Like put king gizzard on there.

Well, none of the bands I listen to are on this list. But then again you have to want sex to be an incel.
- What bands are these?
  
  Mostly Metal and Punk. Ones like Cattle Decapitation, Cannibal Corpse, Walls of Jericho, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Aborted, Cancer Bats, D.O.A, Dead Kennedy's...

You can tell this meme is bullshit because American football are in the horn quadrant, not the sad one despite being pretty much THE definitive sad boy music.

A Deafheaven reference appears in the wild! Oddly enough with Sunbather, one of their best albums, next to it... Unless there's a band called Sunbather?

I mostly live near the corners so I guess I'm a sad horny misanthropic misogynist.

Was really hoping to see new order on there as like a polar opposite of joy division

Why isn't there a misanthropic/angry quadrant? Where do Marduk and Goatremoved go?

Ok, I see Joy Division there, but where does New Order fit in, or is that when they started moving their hips?

I listen to at least 1 or 2 artists from each quadrant, but most of them are in the bottom two... 🤔
Deftones, Godspeed! You, Slint, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails...