Do what you love

If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

I would masturbate.

This is how I answer most hypotheticals
- What if you woke up as your grandpa.
Yeah if I was her you wouldn't see her outside for a few weeks if I'm honest.
- Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months,, then suddenly releases new single called "Oh So That's What It's Like"
I'd fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
- You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?
  
  Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
Check if that asshole is bleached

*take a 15 minute flight in my jet to get some fresh bread

Post nudes on 4chan. See if they can tell if they're real

Carefully photoshop her face in from other pictures of her. Make them both real and fake at the same time.
- Post nudes, but with some other woman's face photoshopped on the body. The greatest troll would be that the nudes they seek are right in front of them, they just don't know it.

Check myself out nude and then start working on a Norwegian black metal album.

I like all the men chiming in who think that Taylor Swift isn't hot enough for them. Because I'm sure all the women interested in them are far more attractive than Taylor Swift, which is why they have such high standards.
- I mean, people are allowed to have preferences. I also find it hypocritical that the thread OP is acting like everyone else is super misogynistic when his first thought was to check himself out if he was Taylor Swift. Cause my first thought was to do something good with the billion dollars she has. Not that I think she's a bad person or anything.
  
  Second thought was now I actually have musical talent, so I'd go play all her fancy guitars
- Right? And who the hell asked? They just swarmed in.
- I mean, she's unattractive enough that I'd consider not going on a 2nd date if I wasn't into her on the 1st. Where like a supermodel or whatever, I'd put up with not liking them for several months if she's into me.
She's ok looking, body wise, fit but meh. I don't even think she's that pretty, just normal, average looking. But of course she has the makeup, etc. So she looks great onstage.

Talented gal, but I've never thought she was hot
- If you think she's average looking then you must live somewhere I've never been before.
- Nobody asked. She's not gonna fuck you anyway. If I had her body I'd go out of my way to make it known to everyone that I would never fuck you specifically.
- Same. She isn't my idea of beauty but not ugly. She has a nice feminine shape but I don't really care one way or another. I couldn't tell you any of her songs, I only know that one is something about never getting back together but I don't know the tune, so might not even recognize it

Well first I got up I had a piece of toast.. then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish.

Taking my top off? It's what our do regardless of who I woke up as though.

100% I'm masturbating and checking myself out in the mirror while doing so.

Then I'd buy myself all the things I wanted (assuming I wake up in her life and not just her body in my life).

Counterpoint: this is theft. Counter-counterpoint: still okay because she's a billionaire. But like, imagine waking up as someone normal, and you go and spend all their money. That'd be fucked up.
- Those are all valid points. Calling it theft would be a good ethics debate though... Oh she would be getting a bad deal if she woke up in my body, in my life.

why am I seeing Taylor Swift everywhere? Is she running for presidency?

It's fascist propaganda. It's not just that they don't like her endorcing Biden or the conspiracy theories, it's also good distraction from real issues. It's working really well too.

Look in the mirror and check out boobies obviously!

Honestly find how the real Taylor felt about actual issues and her fans as best as possible and then just put it out as a press piece.

No more false figurehead that their conscious only exists as the imaginary paradox of all of their believers. People love to talk on her behalf on how she feels about things and it always seems to agree with them.
I am breaking the swifties and giving a real person to look at and not a mascot.

Trying to figure out who the fuck I am.

Freak out because I only know one of her songs and I'm about to go on stage.

Presumably im being spooned by that sports man, so Id rip a massive fart on his dick and balls, then go to the dunny.

I would give all of my money to my (real) family then kill myself.

Not because I dislike Taylor Swift, she just has the complete opposite life I want. I do not like attention. I am not an extrovert. I despise people.

This is actually kind of a nightmare to think about lol.

If you woke up as her, with all her wealth, you could disappear. Change your hair, gain some weight, no makeup, and tour around Europe
With her money, you can do whatever you want. That includes buying an island and employing trigger-happy security to ensure you enjoy your life of solitude.

Transfer all wealth and assets to socialist causes, liquidize what I can and have. Have a stiff drink. Record a video where I declare myself loyal to the anticapitalist cause and the steps I took so far. All houses are now open to be ransacked come and get it.

Then I dunno, turn the swifties into a paramilitary organization that will join the struggle against the capitalist class.

That would be a pretty good day.

Well I would go to the loo then brush my teeth and then have a shower.

You party animal!
You monster! Teeth brushing and shower should occur before sleep, not after! :)
- You don't brush your teeth in the morning too?

Has anyone said masterbate furiously yet?

Run for president. Don't think she'd be a good president, but she may be able to laminate Trump

I think we've had enough entertainers as presidents, don't you?
- Well yes, but.. Trump has become much more.. or much less, depending on how you see it, than an entertainer, I suppose.
With all that bronzer, he laminates himself

Maybe not the first, but I'd want to make sure her music talent was part of the deal, otherwise its all downhill from here.

She has more money than she can spend in her lifetime. If she quit singing today it wouldn't be downhill for her.

So I think you'd be fine without the talent.
- Yeah but waking up as a proficient multi-instrumentalist, singer, and songwriter would be part of the fun, I imagine.
Could use her financial knowledge as well.
- When you have as much money as Taylor Swift, you don't need financial knowledge. I struggle to think of how I would spend 1.1 billion dollars. Obviously a really big telescope and the best camera money can buy, but that still leaves me with approximately 1.1 billion dollars to spend

Step up to the guillotine

I'd put a picture of myself on Facebook setting fire to a MAGA hat and give conservatives the stroke they've been winding up for about T Swizzle for the last six weeks.

Give away all but $10m and then just chill on a farm in anonymity on my ones.

Sue every billionair for being billionaires and affecting the lives of poor folks (now that i have the monwy to go to court)

"How to immediately go broke with this one weird trick"

I'm with the bread lover. Eat bread first, then pee, then get dressed.

Transfer $100 mil to my old self's bank account. I don't know if this body swap is permanent.

me personally: make a lemmy instance

Having an identity crysis.

Eat babies. No wait, that's Johnathan Swift.

Reputation (Taylor's Version)

Retire

Amazing

https://youtu.be/nrlm0WMQrTI?si=6buy49cj2D4QFCeJ

Kill myself

Donate money to environment, open source, select political causes, THEN fly your airplane into the heritage foundation headquarters