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If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.
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I would masturbate.
This is how I answer most hypotheticals
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What if you woke up as your grandpa.
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I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.
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I mean, we're talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you're your own grandpa in his 20s.
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Don't be daft, you're making a mockery of the entire thought experiment
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Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma
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Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.
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Or, depending how depressed they are, not.
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Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.
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Yeah if I was her you wouldn't see her outside for a few weeks if I'm honest.
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Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months,, then suddenly releases new single called "Oh So That's What It's Like"
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I'd fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.
Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.
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You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?
Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.
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Most woman are bi so I'm sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.
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Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan...
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What are you, a space alien?
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I live in one if the few places in the world that isn't America
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I'm not american either but you're the only one assuming that in this conversation.
What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?
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Two I think?
Don't ask about macas and KFC though.... got lots of those.
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Whatever, it's all overpriced shit anyways.
When it was cheap shit I could justify it.
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Check if that asshole is bleached
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