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1y ago

Open your eyes, people.

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You're only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that
- Wouldn't you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.
  
  No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I'm doing
  
  Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

So if I understand what is shown correctly. I am still manipulating someone else.
So not everything is lost
- That'd be your subby big tiddy goth girlfriend

There is an entire subsection of the population that eats Long John Silvers. They walk among us. You never know who they are. Your cashier at the grocery store? Could have eaten LJS that very day. Your doctor? Your own wife? They could be Long John Silvers patrons without you ever being any the wiser.
We need to START calling out these people and STOP supporting Long John Silvers.
- are you suggesting a list. that we track these 'people'?
  e. the no fry list
  
  Yes. We should make them wear an article of clothing so everyone knows who they are. Like a band on their arm or something. And the good people who haven't supported Long John Silvers in their life get some rewards for being so pure.

...but then who owns Red Lobster!?
- Coast guard?
  
  I should've known...

Long John Silver the pirate?
- No, the restaurant.
  https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/long-john-silvers-conspiracy-theory
  
  Not internationally known, it would seem. If you order chicken legs do they just give you one?

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