This would work on me

(I have low standards)

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Hey are you a cigarette? cuz baby you’re subsidized as fuck and heavily marketed to children and you make me hack up a fuckin lung every time I smell you
Hey, are you a cigarette?
- Why? Because I'm smoking?
  
  Because being around you gave me cancer.
  
  Haha thanks you too
  
  Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt
  
  You are what you... What you eat?
Pin worms dude.
- Basic hygiene my dude.
  
  Literally nobody's ass is that clean.
  
  Exactly. Your butt should be clean. It's really easy to clean your butt before hand. When I see these sort of comments I assume people are just gross and can't imagine people having clean butts.
And they say romance is dead...
Hey, are you a cigarette? Because you smell bad. Go take a shower.
I made this

(youtube direct)
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  (youtube direct)
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
  
  hey I already provided that!
Lung cancer rizz

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