What's the worst thing to do on a first date?
What's the worst thing to do on a first date?
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Talk about your ex. Or at least that's a pro tip that I like to hear often
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If the ex somehow comes up in conversation, just say "we just weren't compatible and broke things off amicably, and are both better people now" and leave it at that
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I made this mistake (had a relationship for 8 years that started when I was 16) at the time, so I had zero dating experience. The girl I had a date with thought: "ok, then this'll just be a one night stand, he's not bad looking."
More than 6 years later we're married with a daughter, dog and cat.
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Or my ax
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Show up with your wife.
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And kids
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Shit on the table
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So this was what the poop post was for.
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Idk what you mean by “poop post”, but you reminded me of a story my grandma told me about when she was a little girl. She’s from Cuba, and her parents would sometimes take her to visit some distant relatives which were basically mountain people. Like, straight up neanderthal living-in-the-wilderness type stuff.
She said that they had a “poop stick”, which was like a tree branch they would use to wipe their ass after shitting. It was a community thing too, like a public toilet. Everyone in the village would share it, just rub their shitty ass on it after crapping into (I assume) a hole in the ground.
My grandma also likes to make things up to be funny, so idk how true that is.
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What if it's a really nice sturdy table and you don't want your date taking it home with them?...
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Well, I (unintentionally) called someone ugly after she removed her mask, there was no second date
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How do you do that unintentionally?? Did you just blurt it out? Did she remove the mask and you couldn't hold in an "eugh"? I must know!
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Visibly and audibly throw up in your mouth after she removes the mask.
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It went something like:
You had never seen me without it, right?
No, you look older
(Brief awkward silence)
I feared you would say that
(freezes)
Then she told me she is insecure about that, I think she is actually like 3 years older than most of her classmates and some mock her because of that.
I didn’t think she was ugly, to me I was just pointing something out, and only realized I probably insulted her until days later. And I’m pretty sure I said more stupid things, if you want i‘ll try to remember.
Also, if something reads weird, my native language is not english.
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Probably something along the lines of "you look better with the mask on!"
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Murder tends to be frowned upon.
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Using your phone constantly
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Complain about things.
Unless it's something you can keep lighthearted, and maybe make a point with in a funny way. But just bitterly removed about something in your life is probably the worst (normal) thing you can do. That or treat service staff badly.
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get pregnant
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Don't inspire fear or disgust, that's the basics.
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Come with your spouse? Or your mum?
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Insist on going to Dennys and then throw a fit about the lack of vegan options at Dennys.
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Don't start planning a family
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Order the lobster. Or you'll have to put out
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Talk about zodiac signs for an hour. Yeah I'm looking at you Laura, fuck you and your zodiac signs. I don't care if mercury is retrograde.
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Be yourself.
Or at least, be myself.
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Not say anything.
Went on a date with a girl I thought was pretty cute, and I heard she had the hots for me. So at first I had high hopes. NGL, I like mysterious but that was too much. All I got was variations of a shrug.
I'm not proud of what I did, but I made some excuse and just left her alone. I simply couldn't stand it.
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Show up naked with your dog, sit at the table and spread some peanut butter on your balls.
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I had her come to my apartment and half ignored her while playing D&D online with my family. Then I took her to a wedding for free food.
We are married with 2 kids and my family told her that even if we break up she still has to visit them.
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Ask me zero questions and/or not contribute much to the conversation. I want to get to know you, and I want a partner who is genuinely interested in getting to know me.
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Confessing your crimes. Save it for the wedding night.
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