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My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
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It's what men crave
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Brawndo er Brodo
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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
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Boiled?
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Omfg that's it.
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death penalty
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Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
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Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
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I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
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I thought it’s ice cream
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Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
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I've been hoping that's gravy. Hope... hope... hope...
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The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
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And it looks disgusting
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Like this right here
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Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
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Oh he'll have the runs alright!
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Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.
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Do you keep him in prison?
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The basement evidently.
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It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
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In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
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or a hospital.... ugh
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Same vibe
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At least here the chicken isn't RAW
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That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
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And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho... Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
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At least it has some color lol
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At least that looks edible.
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You're talking about the bottom one, aren't you
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This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
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I think it's more about the second picture
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This looks 10x better than the OP
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Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
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What's that stuff in the "after" pic...?
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The chef's special sauce
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yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
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He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
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... sick so he can't leave you.
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That looks so disgusting. I can't even.
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If "a man" puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
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I think that she feeds her "man" the same way penguins feed their chicks.
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Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
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How to keep a man ...... away
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This man's shits are as runny as his cream corn
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The meal of a 1970s serial killer
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That killer's cereal:
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Uncanny valley food.
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I don't see any food in this picture.
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Raw chicken, maybe it's been boiled if we're being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I'd maybe eat the mac, but since it's touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
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why does it look like vomit with someone's ball sack?
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Why is the chicken looking raw
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Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
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How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
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Ohh it's corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
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c/shittyfoodporn
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Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
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The Hague would like to know their location.
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I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
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How to keep a man on his toes
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Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.
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8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
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I'm pretty sure it's already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.
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*30 minutes to two hours
No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.
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Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
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Well. You tried. ⭐
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*for the rest of his life
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Measured in minutes
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Raw chicken and vomit, wow
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That chicken is just so… testicular
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Keep him on the toilet
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It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.
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This looks absolutely disgusting. If someone offered me this I would have trouble not laughing.
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🤮
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Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
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Steamed or boiled... probably...
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That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
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Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
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Behind the Walmart dumpster*
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Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster
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By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
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This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
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Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...
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Great Value dinner
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Is that literal shit?
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Shit from a butt
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Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
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This how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge ...
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On the toilet.
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Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body
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What is that?
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Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.
Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.
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Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)
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I don't get it, what am I missing?
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Does any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?
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No, but I don't understand what I am looking at either.
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Salmonella ?
