1y ago

Wretched souls

62 comments

Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP
- Nah I fucking look like that too mate
  
  Foreheads unite
  
  Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.
- Aim for the forehead OP
- Add some mustard and hard boiled egg... I'd shank a removed and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.
  
  You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?

The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you
- Yeah kinda
  
  ... Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer
- Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.
  
  German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it
Then we're talking some of the best shit around
- Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!
- Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)
  With cut up boiled (in France I guess "hard" boiled, but just so that the yellow isn't liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they're too 'strong', use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon...).
  Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you'll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).
  Pff, I'm just off the table and I'm thinking of the next meal already 😊

I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.
- What the fuck man
- I'd eat her
  
  I would not eat her ears
  (is how I first read @Toneswirly@lemmy.world's comment)
- Mustard, yes!
  I love some good mustard potato salad.

But… I like potato salad.
*feels forehead
Nooooooooooooo!

U wot m8?
- Eat potato salad
  
  Heathen!
- My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face
  
  It's a selfie of me, the potato salad man

Why does this feel like an scp

angry german noises
- I join the angry noises

This is some sort of AI image, right?
- I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was "If mayonnaise was a person."
  I hope it's not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn't have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.
  
  What's wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?
  
  I'd like to introduce you to a few of my bosses
  
  Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we're considered pretty bland and simple up here ... you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations ... because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.
  Anyways, I'm also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I'm made to feel like I'm talking to someone in the year 2100 and I'm stuck in 1990 .... not that they're smarter, they just think they're in a better world than where I'm from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I'm talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.

no, these are people who eat potato salad
- Wow!
  
  That's some solid potato salad right there
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- Well, I can touch my shins!

Warm potato salad is great.

Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we'll talk! 😋

3 or 30?
- Mentally or physically?

Ok, I think she's pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it's too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.
- I'm gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too
  
  After seeing this post, I'm determined to more than double my potato salad consumption