Pfff, HTML
Pfff, HTML
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Ooh, I've had a terrible idea, let's make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying
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LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.
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XSLT would like to have a word with you. "Arrays" start at 1.
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XML syntax, there's at least ant scripts. They're ... pretty obnoxious to deal with.
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html + xml + this language = fully tag based stack
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Funny meme, but I don't think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.
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Do we gatekeep Java though?
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No. But we do get to hate Java.
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Gods... This happens to me when I say I program in R.
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If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?
I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.
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coding != programming
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xcuse Shakespeare
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Does Scratch count?
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I personally think it does It's very good at teaching you the fundamentals
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Nah, he fine. Now if he'd have said VBA, then it would be justified.
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AND! A little CSS.
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I feel attacked
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Unrelated: anyone knows what this template is called? I can never seem to find it or describe it intelligently enough to search engines.
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Captain America Elevator meme.
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Thanks!
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civil war elevator?
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It's like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other 'Captain.'
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I think op hasn't heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.
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