𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 @lemmy.ml
As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!
36 0 ReplyThe Picard Maneuver @startrek.website OP
Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?
14 0 Reply𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 @lemmy.ml
Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.
29 0 Replywieson @lemmy.world In the southwest they sometimes use vinegar and herbs and in Hesse (central DE) they have Grie Soß (which no-one understands). Sadly those differences are fading due to TV propaganda.
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DefyTheLegends @lemmy.world Mein Gott, jetzt habe ich Hunger auf enorme Badehandtücher mit Mayonnaise. Vielen Dank auch.
8 0 ReplyKühe sind toll @feddit.de
Und zum Mittag gibt es die alten Badehandtücher mit welchen wir unsere Liegen reservieren.
5 0 Reply𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 @lemmy.ml
Und auf dem Weg zur Arbeit noch schnell ein Waschlappen als Snack?
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battleshack @sh.itjust.works It's an aquired taste.
Also it doesn't have to be from enemies.
Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.
34 0 ReplyTrenchcoatFullOfBats @belfry.rip
Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.
7 0 ReplyGingeOfTheNorth @lemmy.zip I can taste when they serve me friendly bonedust. It's like eating farse anywhere else than Jæren.
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rmuk @feddit.uk
El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.
28 0 ReplyYerbouti @lemmy.ml I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid's eggs, so that they get use to it.
22 0 Replyagamemnonymous @sh.itjust.works
The key is to start with small caliber and work up.
19 0 ReplyChicoSuave @lemmy.world Grandpa would always put a pinch of bird shot in our oatmeal
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Plagiatus @lemmy.world As a German I can say it's quite accurate, though I'd expect most Germans to prefer Remoulade over Mayonnaise.
19 0 Replyvolvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee I prefer sweet mustard but I am living in Bavaria
2 0 ReplyPlagiatus @lemmy.world Yeah, that's fair.
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SternburgExport @feddit.de No. That's not a 98 Focus,
18 0 Replycarbonprop @lemmy.ca Canada..Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!
17 1 Replysour @kbin.social
sorey*
11 1 ReplyYerbouti @lemmy.ml French Canadian here, according to the rest of Canada I have cigarettes and baguettes for breakfast but I can't confirm since I'm always drunk, high and intolerant.
9 0 Replycarbonprop @lemmy.ca They obviously don’t know about your incredibly good sense of humour. :-D
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Swedneck @discuss.tchncs.de
finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigarette15 0 ReplyQuinceDaPence @kbin.social I'd expect the crushed up bones of their enemies to be more of a Finnish thing. Which is also why I'm glad they're on our side.
14 0 ReplyN3Cr0 @lemmy.world This is not accurate at all. Germans don't need breakfast. And now get back to work!
13 0 ReplyExLisper @linux.community Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.
10 0 Replyjol @discuss.tchncs.de In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).
6 0 ReplyKnightfox @lemmy.one Breakfast for dinner is also super common in the USA, sometimes called Brinner.
Ironically Breakfast for dinner is the kind of breakfast that most people don't have for breakfast most of the time (pancakes, french toast, fried or scrambled eggs, assorted meats, etc) so having it as dinner occasionally is actually more fitting in some ways.
Most Americans eat the equivalent of cereal and coffee or no breakfast and just coffee most days. I myself almost never have breakfast. It's sort of like a full English in the UK, most people aren't eating that everyday.
4 0 Replyhakunawazo @lemmy.world It sounds more fun translated. Like the German breakfast, "das Frühstück" would be "early piece".
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Flying Squid @lemmy.world
You guys invented tapas. You have no idea what to eat or when.
5 0 Replyx4740N @lemmy.world
I don't think Spain invented a webcomic app /s
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postmateDumbass @lemmy.world So do alchoholics internationally.
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Steve @startrek.website Panic and energy drinks
9 0 ReplyAbsoluteChicagoDog @lemm.ee The trick is to smoke weed to calm yourself until that stops working and just makes you more anxious too
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I Cast Fist @programming.dev
I suspect brazilian breakfast would be a spoonful of "lost ammo" (balas perdidas)
8 0 ReplyTodesschnitzel @lemm.ee Germany should be beer and clowns.
8 0 Replyu/unhappy_grapefruit_2 @lemmy.world
I thought mercians just ate bucketloads of hamburger meat
8 0 ReplyHeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world
So I mean it's not just for dinner
8 0 Replyu/unhappy_grapefruit_2 @lemmy.world
Makes sense mac and cheese is British tho so it'll have to be deep fried and left in the sun to rot then smothered with soul food spices I call it the triple me to the toilet deluxe
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Flying Squid @lemmy.world
Offensive.
Sometimes we eat giant steaks instead.
7 0 Replydejected_warp_core @lemmy.world Or sometimes we grind up perfectly good premium steaks into hamburger. Why? Because chewing is for chumps.
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Master @lemm.ee As an american my favorite hamburger helper is the "oops, all hamburger!"
5 0 Replyu/unhappy_grapefruit_2 @lemmy.world
Mmmm hamburger
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Skanky @lemmy.world American here. Can confirm that Germans have towels dipped in mayonnaise for breakfast
8 0 Replystarman2112 @sh.itjust.works
As an American this list look pretty accurate to me
7 0 Replyatocci @kbin.social
Yummy yummy car
7 0 ReplyAnsel @thelemmy.club
Wow i am missing out on some great breakfast
7 0 ReplyThe Picard Maneuver @startrek.website OP
This is what people are talking about when they say they want to be worldly.
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ReCursing @kbin.social
Nonsense. I don't eat beans for breakfast!
7 0 Reply𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 @lemmy.ml
Are you sure about that, mate?
7 0 Replyrmuk @feddit.uk
Oi! Where's your inquiring loicence?
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BeardedGingerWonder @feddit.uk Clearly a troll, beans have no place on a greasy fry up.
2 0 ReplyReCursing @kbin.social
I said I don't eat beans
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Feredir @feddit.de
Focus😎
6 0 ReplyMicromot @feddit.de
Ich han in den fokus gekaggert😎
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Octopus @thelemmy.club Britian should be beans on toast.
5 0 Replyrynzcycle @kbin.social Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.
17 0 Replysmeg @feddit.uk The lack of toast is the sadness
10 0 ReplyBeardedGingerWonder @feddit.uk That's tea FFS, who has that kind of money to spend on breakfast. It's reconstituted pork sausages and blood pudding for breakfast.
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Sagrotan @lemmy.world
Germany here: wrong! Dipped in mustard!
4 0 ReplyGlobeparasite @lemmy.world art source : https://www.artstation.com/artwork/68PgoN
2 0 ReplyNo_ @lemm.ee
Made by: clueless Americans
6 23 ReplyASeriesOfPoorChoices @lemmy.world Just because it doesn't mention that the paint they eat in Japan comes from a vending machine? It's a pretty minor thing to skip over. One could argue it was implied!
17 0 Replyrmuk @feddit.uk
Question is, where do Japanese vending machines come from?
6 0 ReplyNo_ @lemm.ee
I see what you're saying, but I raise you this, it it was meant as a joke, why is the American one the only normal one? Oh that's right, lack of self-awareness.
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