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2y ago

Free Elf Rule

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I can't with a comic that starts with "that's a lot of cum harry potter" like can u don't
- i dunno i remember drarry existing back in the day
  
  Drarry? I have a thought what that might mean, but I hope I'm wrong.
- He tried to not but unfortunately it do

- It makes cleanup easier.
  Jack off
  Cum in sock
  Put it back on the shelf
  Leave the department store
  
  Don't forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.
- I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.
  And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.
  
  At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...
  
  I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse
  
  Oh that's where my socks go!
- It sounds so absurd
- I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.
- Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.
- When you’re 14 yeah
- If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

He knew what they were, and still willingly wore them.
- That's house elf culture for ya
  
  They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.
- The first sentence was in awe and admiration, not disgust.

This is wonderfully cursed

Ok that’s enough internet for today

Before I read the whole thing I thought the "CRUNCH" was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I'm so glad it's just dobby being free.

Gotta love ExtraFabulous 😄
- I miss that subreddit. With tags like "cum" and "no cum", what was not to like?
  
  Subreddit? I'm talking about the comic this is from..

Fuck, I hate this… Upvoted.

master has given dobby a sock dobby is free from gender

thanks i hate it

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