Drew Belloc @programming.dev
slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
57 2 ReplyMrSnowy @lemmy.ml You soiled the joke!
19 1 ReplyIWantToFuckSpez @kbin.social You’re the dirty one.
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Bappity @lemmy.world
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
39 0 ReplyDreamButt @lemmy.world
No it's okay. Being relatable is better
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DreamButt @lemmy.world
Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge... but honestly I'm at a loss on this one
26 0 ReplyBonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world OP Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour's house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
6 0 Replycoconutking @lemmy.world Is it because, ass?
4 0 Replyx4740N @lemmy.world
Curiosity + Dopamine
I don't think it's actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
2 1 Replyandrew @lemmy.stuart.fun
Ah yes but have got considered that curiosity killed the cat?
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KreekyBonez @lemm.ee
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
25 0 Replyson_named_bort @lemmy.world I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
21 0 Replykase @lemmy.world oh, the horror
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Misconduct @startrek.website Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
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Patapon Enjoyer @lemmy.world
I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
14 0 Replychooglers @lemmy.ml it's pumpkin season if you know what I'm sayin
14 0 ReplyDestide @feddit.uk
Well I've got a candle
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Jonas_Jones @lemmy.world
they're usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn't recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water
13 0 ReplyitsAllDigital @feddit.de
Worth it
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socsa @lemmy.ml The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.
11 0 ReplyBonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world OP YES. That too.
6 0 ReplyGrass @sh.itjust.works To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.
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Dr. Coomer @lemmy.world
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
8 0 ReplyThe Barto @sh.itjust.works
Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian.... I think my brains name is Brian!
5 0 ReplyTrack_Shovel @slrpnk.net
Potting
soilgrowth media4 0 Replyipkpjersi @lemmy.ml I mean, you have to check that it's full somehow lol
3 0 ReplyConfused_Emus @lemmy.world Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.
2 0 ReplyThe Barto @sh.itjust.works
I work in the meat department and I slap every whole chicken and roasts, I feel it gives them the confidence to be a good meal.
5 0 Replymassive_bereavement @kbin.social
Thank you for your service
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Ricebear @lemm.ee Why is this me? Haha
2 0 ReplyBonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world OP Slap it!
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gravitas_deficiency @sh.itjust.works Franzia: exists
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