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  • Not as relevant as it used to be regarding this question, but...

    War and Peace

    • My Godfather tried to read that to me in it's entirety when I was 4 lol.

  • For Christians, there's one called The Bible.

    • Heya fellow raccoon, raccoon Bible is much better than the one compiled by Roman bishops in 325AD in Nicea e.g. "let there be trash for all" and "give to racoons what belongs to the raccoons" :D

  • If you're Gen X, the entire three fucking ton collection of whatever encyclopedia itanica set out there and fifty time life books about random shit with pictures. Maybe sex by Madonna.

    My parents, and those before them loved to appear as if they could ready but only really recognized the logos of gas stations and liquor bottles.

  • Nelson Mandela's autobiography, A Long Walk To Freedom. So many people want a copy to signal that they're cool and love the idea of the rainbow nation in South Africa, and that racism officially ended™ when Mandela wore a Springbok rugby jersey in 1995.

    They don't realise that in his autobiography Mandela says that he takes inspiration from other left wing leaders like Mao Zedong and Fidel Castro, and rips into the ideology of people like F.W de Klerk. If they actually read it, they'd probably be shocked.

  • Probably meditations or some popular philosophy book.

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