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1y ago

1024 beans. If this post gets 1024 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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[An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]
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- Thanks, visiting this post 10 months later with no image, the post made no sense.

This is where it ends right?
- We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave... of beans. So now, less than five hours later, you can sort by hot in Lemmy and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high sauce mark — that place where the beans finally broke, and rolled back.
- It’s bean fun.
  Though, I have seen a couple get 2k+ so maybe not yet
  
  Alright yeah maybe this is where it ends
- Surely.
  
  I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

It's been beans for days, what did I miss? How did we start this?
- We didn't start the beaning. It's been always streaming since we've been being.
  
  Pinto, Chick pea, Cannelloni, Lima bean
  Kidney, Lentil, Red, Pink, White, Brown, Green bean
  Fava bean, Soy Bean, Mung Bean, Navy Bean
  Fayot, Spanish Tolon-a-sa
  Great Northern, Borlotti, Split Yellow (also Green)
  Anasazi, Butter Beans, Marrot, Moth Pigeon Pea
  LUPINI! BENGALI! IT'S BEANS ALL DAY ON LEMMY!
  ... We didn’t start the beaning. It’s been always streaming since we’ve been being.

Holy Hell!
- google en passant

BEANS
- BEANS

One kilobean.
I WANT MORE

It’s still possible!

this is turning into reddit again
- Eh, I'm ok with this for now. The higher this can go is ever more a testament to lemmy's growth.
  
  the most upvoted post of all time is literally just a can of beans

Number of beans*

how about 65535?
- 64 kilobeans

Impressed! I really didn’t think we’d get past 512

Where is the new bean post?
- Here it is 😉 https://lemm.ee/post/686310
  
  Thank you. Judging by the upvotes sadly it seems like I would not be able to make the same comment on the linked post.

Sitting at 1022. I regret that I only have one vote to give

1024 upvotes for you friend

I dunno man, have you thought maybe the world doesn't deserve that many beans?

Fuck yes I like where this is going

double EET!!!

The people have spoken. Give us what we need!!

I do love counting in binary!

Spawn more beanssssss.

Holy fuck what an achievement

Here we gooooo!
- LFG!!!

It’s beans all the way down.

Will you eat them?

STOP! ✋
never stop

GIVE ME ALL THE BEANS

I put it at 440.

Holy ~~rice~~ BEAN

Grampa grampa! Tell us the story of Lemmy again. Pleaseee.
"Beans ... Beans everywhere..."

🐥

Why it's so difficult?

moar

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