2048 beans. If this post gets 2048 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lima bean? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Adzuki, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls cooked. I am trained in garbanzo warfare and I'm the top cook in the entire US bean forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will feed you beans with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fava. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bean providers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, marrowfat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lentils. You're fucking cooked, kidney bean. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you over seven hundred different recipes, and that's just with my black beans. Not only am I extensively trained in pinto combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Great Northern Bean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little split pea. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prepared your fucking mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn soybean. I will shit beans all over you and you will drown in them. You're gonna be fucking full, baked bean.

Anarchy chess keeps leaking. Anybody here a plumber?

Boy this is good content

Is this the end?

We need high res beans

Beans? I thought it was solar panel

Thats enough beans to get to the moon.

Are you telling me each can contains one huge bean? 😳

We are exploring unknown depths of beans here!

Double it and give it to the next person!

4096 isn't looking too good.

🫘 I 🫘 NEED 🫘 MORE 🫘 BEANS 🫘

Blurred beans

bean watching this mouth watering display of culinary delight for some time now patiently waiting for the next truck load of beans

THE BEANS MUST FLOW

wait so there's 1 bean on each can?

That's not enough beans we're going to need at least ... two times this number

You're doing God's work

This is madness. There can’t possibly be that many beans!

god's speed

Goddamn it. I see beans, i upvote.

OP, you are an enlightened bean.

OFF TO 4096!

Dude your milking these 🫘

That's an actually unsmall number of beans.

BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

It's like the fucking anarchy rice

oh no how far can this go...

Can’t beat cheese and beans on a jacket potato imo.

Just think how much online shopping we're going to be able to do with all these Beenz floating around Lemmy for free.

now I feel bad of skipping about 65k straight away

Upvoting, but a little sad it’s not demented beans

It's more bean time

This the shit I like to see.

AHEM. We were promised double beans?

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Can't have enough beans.

Someone please explain what is going on with lemmy and beans

Doing god's work there, I see.