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I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.
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I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.
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"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."
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jesussoarus rex
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Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...
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“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”
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Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.
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Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea
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Maybe he turned water into ethanol?
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If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)
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Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷
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Jesus has gas.
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Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?
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Not enough time has passed for that process yet
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