Rikudou_Sage @lemmings.world
35 1 Replyhoshikarakitaridia @sh.itjust.works Ppl always say "fortune cookie" but no one calls it "meme cookie"
5 1 Replymateomaui @reddthat.com It could be a misfortune cookie
“fucked relationships.”
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bradorsomething @ttrpg.network …am I right, fellas?
23 0 ReplyQubaXR @lemmy.world
Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.
6 2 ReplySokathHisEyesOpen @lemmy.ml As did I, fellow nerd.
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Nusm @lemm.ee
They obviously left out a word.
“relationships. amiright?”
23 0 ReplyRhynoplaz @lemmy.world ...in bed.
21 0 ReplyRin @lemm.ee OP
That's a tablecloth.
6 0 ReplyRhynoplaz @lemmy.world No, at the end of the fortune you say "in bed"
It makes it middle school funny.
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CarbonatedPastaSauce @lemmy.world That’s deep.
16 0 ReplyDandroid @dandroid.app No, I think that's correctly printed.
11 0 Replyspittingimage @lemmy.world
This means something. I can feel it in my bones.
10 0 ReplyVertelleus @sh.itjust.works
You forgot to add "in bed," everyone knows that's how fortune cookies end.
8 0 ReplyTheDourSalmon @kbin.social Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha
7 0 ReplyRin @lemm.ee OP
Maybe we were destined to meet?
6 0 ReplySotuanduso @lemm.ee
relationships.
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Thisfox @sopuli.xyz Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.
Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.
6 0 ReplyUnsustainable @lemmy.today
Sounds like a good fortune to me.
5 0 ReplySkybreaker @lemmy.world
Definitely not misprinted. Why, you ask?
relationships.
4 0 Replyguyrocket @kbin.social
One of my best typos: relationshit
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