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Stamets @startrek.website

2y ago

That or being relegated to Step-Mom roles

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To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
- I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!
  
  Protein enhancement
  
  Hot glue

Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
- Yes it does
  
  Wow that's sad but understandable.
  ... Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don't smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it...
  
  Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.
  This guide is perfect
  
  That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.
  
  Noooo curse you internet! 😂
- Also this isn't how you shoot a horse
  
  How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?
- You'd be surprised at the lack of resources to learn how to do it yourself. Myself for instance? I would've thought you should preserve the ammo and pistol whip the thing until desired results achieved.

That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.

They just start making MILF porn instead.
- 18 to 35 = Teen
  35+ = MILF
  
  More like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf
  Basically the second you can't play "teen" convincingly anymore it's off to milfland

Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
- The glue factory you mean
  
  Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.
  
  Oh they're making glue alright

I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
- It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.
  I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.
  
  One step at a time
  
  She's the steppiest and what are you doingest mom of all!

Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?
- Only when they break a leg.
  
  This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.
- https://youtu.be/XPpsI8mWKmg?feature=shared
  
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- And Corey Chase.
  And Siri Dahl.
  And Penny Barber.
  And Syren Der Mar.
  And Lauren Phoenix.
  And Cherie Deville.
  And Mona Wales.
  And... You know what? I don't think this meme is correct at all. Syren Der Mar didn't even start her career until she was well into her 40s. Maybe this was true 20 years ago. These days, if a performer can put up with the industry grind and avoid getting coked out, they can go a long time.
  
  Lemmy users definitely know their porn!

All milf and step mum are under 30
- These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑
- Syren De Mer is 53

- explain...?
  
  Not the guy you're replying to, but I've read (and my personal experience confirms) that women in their 30's have high sex drives, a lot more sexual experience, and are a lot more blunt about what they want. I don't sleep with guys, but as a guy in my 30's, this tracks with how I've developed as well, so it's probably more of a 30's thing than a woman thing.
- Hottest? Hell no, most of them hit the wall at 30. 18-25 is the prime age.
  
  Are you scooping them up from school or sum
  
  Okay Leonardo DiCaprio

Not bad to be relegated to step-mom roles.
There's a lot of washing machines to get stuck into.

Holy shit Lemmy ain't afraid to talk about their spankables. Well done. Kinda freaky.

https://mastodon.social/@omegahaxors/110889397056436286

This just needs Hunter Biden diving in front of the guy with the gun, returning fire.

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