Nakoichi [they/them] @hexbear.net
The decolonization of Niger will be complete when there is no longer a single croissant within its borders.
76 0 ReplyDankZedong @lemmygrad.ml OP
Anti-Croissant Aktion
62 0 ReplyNakoichi [they/them] @hexbear.net
KKKroissants
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Ronin_5 @lemmygrad.ml
I dunno why but I have this image that we can just lure them with croissants on a fishing pole back to France.
39 0 Replyjlyws123 @lemmygrad.ml
France has become a joke.
38 0 ReplyShrike502 @lemmygrad.ml
When wasn't it?
27 1 ReplyCloutAtlas [he/him] @hexbear.net When they had non-decorative guillotines
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cfgaussian @lemmygrad.ml I'd say they've been sort of a running gag since 1815.
19 1 Replyalcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer] @hexbear.net I'd say 1849. Napoleon III was just a parody of Napoleon.
Napoleon: Frenchman with an italian accent
Napoleon III: Frenchman with a swiss accent
Napoleon: Leads 50,000 professional soldiers to Egypt, many of whom die to attrition and assaults cities, then quietly sails back to France.
Napoleon III: Leads 50 dudes to France, whom immediately surrender upon meeting actual soldiers, then quietly walks back to Switzerland.
Napoleon: Returns from exile on a desolate rock, entire army defects to him
Napoleon III: Returns from exile in England. Is arrested by customs agents at Boulogne.
Napoleon: News of his return causes all of europe to band together to stop him.
Napoleon III: News of his return is widely mocked.
Napoleon: Leads coup with popular support
Napoleon III: Gets elected because people see "Napoleon" on the ballot.
Napoleon: Makes brother king of Spanish America. Independence movements ensue.
Napoleon III: Makes some german guy king of Mexico. Leaves, guy is immediately executed.
Napoleon: Wins 5 coalition wars, abolishes the Holy Roman Empire.
Napoleon III: Gets wrecked by Germany.
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ButtigiegMineralMap @lemmygrad.ml
“Yo I got you those croissants. Anyone asks, you don’t know me I don’t know you”
32 0 ReplyDankZedong @lemmygrad.ml OP
31 0 ReplyButtigiegMineralMap @lemmygrad.ml
I’ve been bested lmaooo 🙏🥇
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Rania 🇩🇿 @lemmygrad.ml
Least annoying fr*nch embassy
31 0 Replyproletarian_girlboss @lemmygrad.ml Fr*nce has fallen. The croissants have been seized.
25 0 Replycfgaussian @lemmygrad.ml NO SOUP FOR YOU!
25 1 ReplyShinhoshi @lemmygrad.ml The original source seems to be this video by African Stream
16 0 ReplyPhenyq @lemmygrad.ml As I know, it was croissants and bread for military base, not embassy (which makes sense because of how much there are)
But I can be wrong🤷♀️
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