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Thales @sh.itjust.works

2d ago

Can I use your shower?

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What's with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
- Good for ducks, good for me
  
  🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.
- I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.
It'll cut the gear oil off you.
- Coffee?
  Also, while I don't keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.
  
  Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.
- I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing,
  Remind me not to ask for a cup of "coffee" from you...
- Username checks out here.
- I use mine for cleaning things
  There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.
- Is that a bad thing?
  I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap
  
  And it clearly stated her expectations.
- Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.
- I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
- Smells like a tossed salad.
  
  We’re still talking about produce, right?
  
  And scrambled eggs?

Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.
We got over it somehow. 😄

What even does ranch mean tho.
- A condiment of "buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise."
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing
- How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

What are they a carrot?

Someone made this a skit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPPJHcSgNdY/

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