Fediverse Meme

TFW it is just like his time zones video...

Like email. 🤷‍♂️

I wonder if I could stitch that together out of random segments.

sth sth every new technology is immediately used for porn

Typos and all.

A good alternative would be ...

penis.mightier

It’s not an instance, and that is one hell of a landing page.

What if you just join cause you think penises are gay?

I just checked, and penis.gay is currently taken. However, penis.world and penis.fit are both available, albeit expensive.

Would be funny to make a penis.straight for a bunch of straight guys show up, but then it's nothing but dudes, so it becomes . gay anyways lol

From what I've heard, hooking up is already pretty easy for gay guys. Basically “u want sum fuk?”

I know touch.wang is a real domain.

I think part of the problem with guys trying to find sex, is chasing it from people who are in no way interested. So if Tom flirts with Sally, but Sally is asexual, then Tom has a 0% succsess potential if he hits on her at the bar. But he doesn’t know that. So after he gets rejected, now he feels bad about himself. Nobody likes getting rejected.

But if Tom went on nsfwlemmy, and found Tina@horny.drippingpussy then he would know that she’s just like a Buffalo NY city street in December. Ready to be plowed.

Idk, that sounds like the type of username some aces I know would use. Granted, they're also the type who'd love to be spitroasted...

If this isn't real, it should be

trashbat.co.ck

Legendary pull

I almost chose Lemmygrad for my first account because it's an excellent pun and I didn't know that it was for ACTUAL tankies before reading closer.

I'm not sure my enthusiasm for the project would have survived making that mistake at the very beginning lol

dw you still got bark.lgbt/ , woof.group, chitter.xyz , kinkycats.org , thicc.horse , furry.energy , pawb.fun , tiggi.es , ...

there is so so many furry mastodon instances

The kind of shit the internet ought to be for, tbh

I'm guessing it's because Tom Scott goes to plenty of places and some Fediverse users use plenty of instances

it's a reference to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A84gy3QmFg

blahaj is a clown show of an instance

What happened?

it's just opinionated as fuck and full of censorship

If you don't follow the rules of the master Ada, you're automatically transphobic or something

fucking sect

I asked this question to someone I saw frequently instance hopping and they said it was related to instance federation and the spread of posted content, as well as their desire to advertise lesser known instances. I think it's a little disorienting and creates the opportunity for dopplegangers but it was a much more satisfying motivation than avoiding bans.

I've swapped for various reasons: instance shutting down, defederation by major instance I interest with, etc, downvotes vs no downvotes. I also like having at least two I can easily swap between in case one is down.

Literally every single Lemmy instance I've ever joined (and then some) has suffered significant long-term outages or degradation of service on a semi-regular basis. I don't use any other social media. So, when I'm looking for my "fix", I don't have time to bullshit around and wait for penis.gay to get to the bottom of their their issues. I want my engagement and I want it now. So off to lemmy.wtf I go if it's up.

But also, some of us have serious accounts geared towards specific topics/hobbies, accounts where we might share information that could be publicly identifiable, and farting around shit post accounts all separated out. Easier to keep the creeps away.

Of the four real instances in that image, there are three different software platforms.

• Insurance. Some big instances have closed down, others regularly go into maintenance, you never know when one might decide to enshittify itself. Federation gives us the ability to use a different instance if needed, and it costs nothing to have some accounts ready to use should you be unable to use your main one.
• Compartmentation. Wouldn't want to open the account where I'm subscribed mainly to porn on the bus or at work.
• Access. Not all instances federate with the same set of instances. Having accounts on instances with different federation policies lets you access more of the fediverse.

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