What are your plans for the heat death of the universe?

Space heater.

I'll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.

Cuddle for warmth

I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.

well I'm probably scheduled for work so....

When it happens I'll keep calm and tell a trusted adult

Probably just go around again

I don't know, I can't plan ahead more than 5 minutes

By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.

Throw a big party.

And I mean big.

Like we're gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn't collapse into a black hole big.

get high

Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.

Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.