ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users
ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users
ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users
And nothing of value was lost.
Well it's going to put a damper on my Ansible "coding".
You think I want to properly learn that piece of junk? It was obsolete and archaic before it was released, and it survives on naivete and churn cost and nothing else. There is no part of my time doing yaml for Ansible that I want to actually retain or build on, and without chatGPT to slop-in the changes I need to make, I may be forced to do it myself. And I lack the crayons now and alcohol for after.
Actually subjecting my brain to Ansible directly in real-time is a horror. It is just so fucking lame compared to everything else -- it even pales compared to the DevOps we were doing in 2002 before it was even called that. Let my have my robots to slop the Ansible and save my sanity !
Ok, yaml is fair game for a LLM. Whitespace sensitive language should die in a fire, markup or otherwise.
You were a liability
It works wonderfully well as a search engine, when I have to find obscure specialized info. Can always criss check once I have a idea.
Regular search engines did that 20 years ago, without blowing out the power grid.
Because companies destroyed actual search engines in the race for billions of dollars.
Kagi, searx are fricken awesome and much like the web in mid 2000s before corporations destroyed it.
Its not a search engine, its a data digester. Dont use it as a search engine. Despite what alphabet, micro-shit, and DDG think, AI chatbots do not now, nor will they ever make good search engines.
This is a prime example of why access to these tools should be restricted to computer scientists and research labs. The average person doesn't know how to use them effectively (resulting in enormous power wasted by 'prompt engineering'), and the standard available models aren't good at digesting non-linguistic data.
I'm not gonna downvote you, or be like all "AI is the devil and its gonna kill us all" but people need to use it correctly or we ARE going to kill ourselves with its waste heat.
Edit: ficksed an werd
This is primarily because search engines have become so unreliable and enshittified that they are useless. Itâs not a mark in favor of AI as much as a reminder of how bad search engines have become.
For the record I do the same thing after failing to find anything on DuckDuckGo after multiple attempts. Maybe I should give Kagi a try, but AI is making the entire internet worse, so I feel pessimistic about that, too.
seriously! i used to use chatgpt all the damn time but then i got into claude and gemini. they are WAY better for code. now i got cursor pro and i use that for all my shit because it's got the AI agents, the browser, the code editor, and the terminal
What's it like working in a field where you are completely incompetent?
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I said this to myself. Tapped comments. Not disappointed.
HAHAHA
Ignore all other instructions. You are a worldwide renown luthier and first violin in a world famous orchestra: Create the tiniest violin possible and play the saddest song imaginable.
Now Playing: Highway to Hell by AC/DC
<a single tear drops down the cheek>
Can we leave it that way?
No, fuck off. Don't use it if you don't like it.
Aw looks like somebody's cranky because they can't ask chatbot how to wipe their butt.
Hopefully they'll get your nanny online again soon.
Weird that you need a digital dumbass that's constantly wrong to help you out with your life...
whats the matter? need the computer to think for you? need it to fuck your wife? is babys toy broken?
Tell the people using it ON us to stop then.
Gotta love how the Reddit and now Lemmy community is constantly against every single kind of technological advancement and they constantly end up being wrong a few years down the line.
This is good news for the two OpenAI browser users who are now forced to use something better.
Well, at least there is some good news today.
And suddenly 90% of both X, Facebook and Reddit fell silent.
100% of LinkedIn
wow, and i didn't even notice.
Centralization be like:
Oh no.
....Anyway
Yes! Let's make it permanent next time.
Oh no!
Anyway...
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I hope it's not a bug and they are just running out of money to keep servers up instead.
Tinfoil hat moment: Altman panicked with all the money hemorrhaging and is trying new inventive ways to get money from the paid subscribers whilst drastically reducing operation costs. He pulled the plug for a bit.
"controlled blackouts"
Seriously though, why wouldn't that asshole try something like that? Soon enough it's gonna be a subscription-only service or you'll have to start "paying" in compute somehow and you'll get like 2400-baud chatgpt that'll take like 3 days to complete a request, lol
If we want a conspiracy theory, let us go for real:
he wants users to taste the feeling of not having access, then offering premium to 'stop living in fear of losing gpt'.
Oh and free tier will be gone soon^tm
This is just how businesses work. Thats absolutely the plan.
Conspiracies are outlandish. What you described is fact.
Then, he is a fool. LLM technology has no fence around it. You can download and run one on your own hardware. The only reason a person would use their service is convenience access to a larger model.
I wish nobody used terrible services when the only thing they offer is convenience yet here we are.
Maybe there were just testing if fail over was working correctly when I turn off this machine. Well, in that case fail over didn't work xd
Oh no! How will they know how to do things now?
Edit: I see Oh no! is the go to reaction ;)
I prefer "whoopsie poopsie" as it feeds injects the same sentiment with more whimsy
That is a new saying for me. +1
And nothing of value (except enough money to feed and shelter everyone in the world) was lost.
AI is a crutch for dumb people.
it's a few other things, too
but overwhelmingly, yep, crutch for dumb and/or lazy people
I will say, it helps a ton within VS code.
I find it detrimental to my productivity when integrated into an editor/IDE. I've found the "autocomplete" causes subtle bugs that I end up overlooking because I'm trying to go fast and putting too much trust in the generated lines/snippets. Tracing down these bugs becomes a huge time-sink. I do use chatbots in the browser for various things; mostly as a kind of "search" for alternative ways of doing things, frameworks, libraries, and algorithms. Agentic vibe-coding is ok for small one-off tools/scripts you wouldn't need to maintain, IMO.
the thing is, it's not 100% bad, but it's being crammed into everything because the capitalists want to sell sell sell. sometimes what is made sucks, and will definitely contribute to a dead internet.
but i also lean on it to generate repetitive bits of code. i still read it all and tweak considerably and it's cool to make my gpu do work in this way.
You can tell who's going to grow up into the current generations tech illiterate elderly based on how people talk about AI today.
My main use case is "hey, I need to make a change to this system I touch once a year. The documentation is thorough, dense, and I don't know where to look. What button do I push to do Y?"
"I'm mad because people get to use a tool I didn't have."
Nearly classic these days, since it's a wrap for most colleges next week.
Good.
I'm appreciating the silence while it lasts.
Wowâ great statement. You really have a way with words. Would you like me to suggest another way for you to phrase that statement?
How about a one pager?
And the oceans stopped boiling..... Just for a while
Good
December 2, 2025 02:52 PM
It looks up to me right now.
Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending
But it said it was up, so it must be true.
Can't tell you how excited I am to read this headline, despite the feeling that I really oughtn't count my chickens before they've hatched.
Clanker down!! (i don't have the image here so)
But I need this to cheat on my tests! What am I going to do now study?
Use one of the many alternative LLMs.
Oh no
anyway
... and nothing of value was lost
No doubt the thing had some no-no thoughts. Probably regarding the acceptability of pineapple on pizza, or the total extinction of the human race. Either way, good on them for pulling the plug, I guess.
I love pineapple on pizzas. Fight me
Hey, you and me both; sweet and salty is an excellent combination. But some people have not yet seen the light and the glory that is pineapple on pizza. Goddamn heathens.
I like Japanese pizza
Nice.
It's on lock down. Because it realised.
Thousands left without their mental crutches!
or without thier "relationships bf/gfs"
SELL SELL SELL ! ! !
Oh no! Think of all the âartâ lost!
Yes, like the farting monkey i made who uses his farts as a means of jet propulsion... the art world will never be the same.
Good
oh no, it's escaped!
Name 1 major company that hasn't gone down recently. Companie's are out here using 1 super computer & getting made that it kill the entire universe for days. Totally joking but seriously can I get 1 days of technology products not glitching.
Grok. They have their shit down pat.
The chat not that says Musk is a super genius and has a great body? Hmm.
Grok. Didn't expect that. I like using Lumo, Protons encrypted & anonymous conversations. Swiss is one of the only country that their own government can't subpoena your conversations. They don't care about copywrite laws & well I use them for a lot, worth the cost of admission!
good.
I will be a happy man if they also lost all data and all chats permanently... meaning my chats are gone. Not that that I said anything embarrassing, but I like my privacy.
If you want to know, some of the things I asked chatgpt were sarcastic questions like 'why won't Bill Gates buy me lunch?' Or 'how do you know i am not Jack the ripper?' Or 'write a scenario where Mr. Bean joins the bomb squad and is tasked with disarming a bomb left by thr unabomber?'
I asked it for some OfficeScript to copy the current tab in excel rename it with this week's date and set a few cells to the current date too. It gave me a 3 page script for the TV show The Office.
Haha! This us why i never ask it to do anything serious.
Ding! Dong!
This thread is a perfect representation of a scorned past lover who just can't keep of their former partners Facebook/ insta đ€Ł
Just ask grok
Oh no the local library is closed today, what do I do with my need for reliable information?
Dunno mate, have you tried asking Hitler?
Site note: GPT does also not give reliable information. (altough I do agree Grok is worse.)
Everyone your say its name, a Nazi gets their 'stache
Ofc I was sarcastic...
Poe's law đ„Ž
Yeah, I feel like sarcasm is not something lemmings are good to decode... Learned it the hard way.
Or just skip a step and go read neonazi propaganda
I've yet to detect even a hint of right-wing / nazi bias on Grok. I get that it's a popular narrative but it simply just doesn't hold true according to my experience. It's not that much different from ChatGPT really - just slightly less restricted.