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My hands look like that so her hands can look like this

The sheer difference in meaning before and after watching Evangelion is astonishing.

I'm so fucked up

Might wanna see a doctor about that

Hamartiogonic @sopuli.xyz 2w ago
Yeah, that’s a classic case of Acute Waifuitis. If you notice your firend’s computer hardware starts manifesting anime girls, treat that as a cry for help. He won’t be aware of it, but you may be his only hope.
Early symptoms include disrupted sleep cycle due to binge-watching seasonal anime at 3 AM, developing strong opinions about dub vs. sub, and using obscure anime references in real world situations.
It can progress to full-blown Weeb Ascension Syndrome, where you start collecting figurines you can’t afford, and unironically using Japanese honorifics with your friends.
Better get that checked out before you wake up one day with a katana collection and a part-time job at an anime convention.

No big deal, just lick the excess off your fingers and carry on.

I think I'm going to be sick...

its a reference to end of NGE, where shinji jerks off to asukas unconscious body when he saw her boob through the sheets.

You are being assimilated. You are Borg. The Borg queen sends you this message: Resistance is futile.

Weeb goo.

Disgusting.

Ear wax?

UnrefinedChihuahua @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2w ago
Thermal paste.
gigastasio @sh.itjust.works 2w ago
Decepticon semen.
Don’t ask me how I know.
- dohpaz42 @lemmy.world 2w ago
  How do you know?
SatansMaggotyCumFart @piefed.world 2w ago
Personal lubricant.

Is there even a theoretical use for thermal paste on a graphics card? Are those heatsinks even removable

Jerking off JB again?

UwU

All jokes aside, you probably don't ever want to get that stuff on your skin or injest it

~~Yeah you don't want that shit touching your skin, wipe that off and wash your hands for the next ten minutes or so~~

Edit: I was going with what I learned over a decade ago, I was quite off there. TIL!

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