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None of this is true. It's a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
The audacity!
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
Hey! This guys a phony!
Phony!!
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
How can it be fake if it's not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that's as straight as it gets.
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.
Gay: user's name is Callum.
Silicone no. But TPE, which melts ~170°C (~340°F) might. Still fake tho.
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
Hey, what are the chances that's some actual Pig crotch? Isn't ham made from cured or dried pork?
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
There's a non-zero chance a pig had a mutation where it had a vagina on its thigh, or thighussy as the kids would say.
That's a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva
Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real