Git good, son
Git good, son
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Lies there like a dead fish
Barely participates
Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
"Why are men so bad at sex?"-
Mom?
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Dad?
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Dr Scott?
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Janet?
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Brad‽‽
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Rocky!
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Mr. Krabs
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No, this is Patrick
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Bing Hi there!
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Hey girrrrl?!
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☝️ Not a girl.
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WAIT
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Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.
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"move your arse.... faster..... faster.... Now put your hand on your tits...."
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This but unironically.
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Any female lucky enough to end up in bed passed out from pleasure, so can't say I've ever had this problem.
(for the daft: obviously I'm not being serious)
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Can you rewrite what you said but this time use English?
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You're an average USAmerican, aren't you?
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Pretty sure calling women “females” is given the side eye in every English dialect.
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Males, females. What's wrong with that?
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It’s dehumanizing.
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That's quite subjective. I'm pretty sure when I say "I talked to the male around the corner" people won't start assuming I talked to a dog, pigeon, or snake.
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It is called USian. Often, but not always, goes with a red hat and multiple flags.
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187 comments