DB Class V 200

PLUTO

DID IT CLEAR ITS ORBIT?!?

I say again, did… Pluto… CLEAR… ITS… ORBIT?

Wait, doesn't Pluto cross Neptune's orbit? Has Neptune cleared its orbit?
- Ooh - FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
- Fuck it, Earth just adds more garbage to its orbit
  
  That's what we call an advanced civilisation. We defy the power of planets.
It's trying its best, okay?
- Pluto, would you mind doing an orbit for the lady?
  
  It'll be a while, in the meantime would you like to raise a few generations?
- That's enough trying. Shut the fuck up and clear your orbit or GTFO.
DID FUCKING JUPITER
- I mean... yes?
  The phrase refers to an orbiting body (a planet or protoplanet) "sweeping out" its orbital region over time, by gravitationally interacting with smaller bodies nearby. Over many orbital cycles, a large body will tend to cause small bodies either to accrete with it, or to be disturbed to another orbit, or to be captured either as a satellite or into a resonant orbit. As a consequence it does not then share its orbital region with other bodies of significant size, except for its own satellites, or other bodies governed by its own gravitational influence. This latter restriction excludes objects whose orbits may cross but that will never collide with each other due to orbital resonance, such as Jupiter and its trojans, Earth and 3753 Cruithne, or Neptune and the plutinos.[3] As to the extent of orbit clearing required, Jean-Luc Margot emphasises "a planet can never completely clear its orbital zone, because gravitational and radiative forces continually perturb the orbits of asteroids and comets into planet-crossing orbits" and states that the IAU did not intend the impossible standard of impeccable orbit clearing.[2]
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearing_the_neighbourhood
  
  Jupiter has over 11,000 trojans. Is that orbit cleared?

        The Sun, a spectral class G2V main-sequence star
    The inner Solar System and the terrestrial planets
        Mercury
            Mercury-crossing minor planets
        Venus
            Venus-crossing minor planets
                524522 Zoozve, Venus' quasi-satellite
        Earth
            Moon
            Near-Earth asteroids (including 99942 Apophis)
            Earth trojan (2010 TK7)
            Earth-crosser asteroids
                Earth's quasi-satellites
        433 Eros
        Mars
            Deimos
            Phobos
            Mars trojans
            Mars-crossing minor planets
        Asteroids in the asteroid belt, between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter
            Ceres, a dwarf planet
            Pallas
            Vesta
            Hygiea
            Asteroids number in the hundreds of thousands. For longer lists, see list of exceptional asteroids, list of asteroids, or list of Solar System objects by size.
                Asteroid moons
        A number of smaller groups distinct from the asteroid belt
    The outer Solar System with the giant planets, their satellites, trojan asteroids and some minor planets
        Jupiter
            Rings of Jupiter
            Complete list of Jupiter's natural satellites
                Galilean moons
                    Io
                    Europa
                    Ganymede
                    Callisto
            Jupiter trojans
            Jupiter-crossing minor planets
        Saturn
            Rings of Saturn
            Complete list of Saturn's natural satellites
                Mimas
                Enceladus
                Tethys (trojans: Telesto and Calypso)
                Dione (trojans: Helene and Polydeuces)
                Rhea
                    Rings of Rhea
                Titan
                Hyperion
                Iapetus
                Phoebe
            Shepherd moons
            Saturn-crossing minor planets
        Uranus
            Rings of Uranus
            Complete list of Uranus's natural satellites
                Miranda
                Ariel
                Umbriel
                Titania
                Oberon
            Uranus trojan (2011 QF99)
            Uranus-crossing minor planets
        Neptune
            Rings of Neptune
            Complete list of Neptune's natural satellites
                Proteus
                Triton
                Nereid
            Neptune trojans
            Neptune-crossing minor planets
        Non-trojan minor planets
            Centaurs
            Damocloids
    Trans-Neptunian objects (beyond the orbit of Neptune)
        Kuiper-belt objects (KBOs)
            Plutinos
                Orcus, a dwarf planet
                    Vanth
                Pluto, a dwarf planet
                    Complete list of Pluto's natural satellites
                        Charon
            Twotinos
            Cubewanos (classical objects)
                Haumea, a dwarf planet
                    Namaka
                    Hiʻiaka
                Quaoar, a dwarf planet
                    Weywot
                Makemake, a dwarf planet
                (307261) 2002 MS4
                120347 Salacia
                20000 Varuna
        Scattered-disc objects
            Gonggong, a dwarf planet
                Xiangliu
            Eris, a dwarf planet
                Dysnomia
            (84522) 2002 TC302
            (87269) 2000 OO67
            V774104
        Detached objects
            2004 XR190
            2012 VP113 (possibly inner Oort cloud)
            Sedna, a dwarf planet (possibly inner Oort cloud)
            Oort cloud (hypothetical)
            Hills cloud/inner Oort cloud
            Outer Oort cloud

Meanwhile you ignore Ceres
- Ceres is the main reason Pluto shouldn't be a planet. If it is, you'd have to fuck the whole list up because of Ceres.
  
  Everyone forgets Ceres. I wonder if people threw shit fits when Ceres and Pallas got demoted... twice.

Exoplanets? Named asteroids? Human satellites?